A Wonderful Week for a Quest

The wizard Jackdaw has deciphered the Uppercase Prophecy, a mysterious riddle that foretells the fate of the kingdom. After reading it, he finds out that the kingdom's only hope lies in…someone. With part of the prophecy missing, it's not clear whether the kingdom’s only hope lies in a gallant knight or in a sub-assistant goatherd with a similar name.

The first musical quest was only the beginning! Waking up with a taco hangover after celebrating their last win, Bellissimo realizes there's more to the Uppercase prophecy than they thought, and this part deals with her! With Sir Roderick at her side, she must defeat the Beandom's four fearsome Oxymorons: the Little Giant, the Jumbo Shrimp, the Living Dead, and the Moronic Ox. Success will bring them to the mythical One Bean and the Treasure of Ages, but can she succeed, working with a man with an ego bigger than Mount Ominous?

A restless knight. A dangerous enemy. And a wish that should never have been made. Sir Roderick is living the life most heroes dream of. Comfort, recognition, and peace at last. The problem is, he hates it. What he really wants is another quest. When a visit to the Elven Bureau of Investigation reveals an unfinished list of the Beandom’s most wanted, Roderick jumps at the chance to return to action. But his new mission quickly leads him to a far more unsettling threat. The Needler.

Can you teach an old villain new tricks? In an attempt to rebrand himself, ELM attends a Villain’s Anonymous meeting and learns about a way he can do some good. Desperate to leave his mark, he accepts the quest of finding Leftbeard’s Treasure–a collection of stolen left socks from across the Beandom.

Grimblewaith has risen through the ranks of the Beandom Highway Patrol, and when his boss asks to see him, he hopes it’s for a promotion. Instead, he is tasked with saving an old friend, now forced to lead the notorious Mafaea family. But to infiltrate the Mafaea ranks and rescue his friend, he must become faekind, a feat that only a phoenix could help him accomplish. When the phoenix proves a finicky negotiator, Grimblewaith must search the Beandom for something to bring the phoenix to his side.

One wizard. One competition. One spectacularly bad feeling about all of it. If there’s one wizard Jackdaw can’t stand, it’s Merlin. So when a letter arrives from the most legendary mage of all time, he prepares for the worst. Instead, he gets an opportunity. Jackdaw has been chosen to host the annual Battle of the Bards, a high-profile magical competition that could finally secure his reputation as one of the Beandom’s premier prognosticators. All he has to do is keep things running smoothly, impress Merlin, and not embarrass himself in front of a crowd of dangerously talented musicians.

It’s the end of the world as they know it, and no one feels fine. But even among a completely transformed Beandom, the heroes find a tiny glimmer of hope. Scattering across the Beandom, our heroes search for their final McGuffin for a chance to bring back the fallen and restore the natural order. The new inhabitants of the Beandom, however, have no intention of leaving, and there are other dark forces who want to turn this power over life into an instrument of death. Join our heroes for a final time to see if there is truly such a thing as a happily ever after.