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Armand, Lich Lord of the Necropolis, is bored. So very... very bored. He's guarded the greatest dungeon in the world against all comers, but the issue is, no one is coming anymore. No adventurers have fought his reanimated dragon. No heroes have fallen into the spike pits. No one's come to admire the menacing décor of skulls and warnings written in blood on the walls. Nothing! So what's a last boss to do when no one's good enough to challenge his dungeon? Why, build a party himself of course!

Peppered with captivating tales both fresh and familiar, Cranky Superpowers unveils the often-missed hilarity in our everyday grumbles and groans. But it's not all laughter—this witty guide offers priceless insights into our hidden Cranky Superpowers, powers that when harnessed correctly, can ignite a more understanding, patient, and positively cranky version of ourselves.

The last surviving dinosaur: The TyrantoCrankaTsuris introduced the kid listeners to the tiniest, most dangerous dinosaur on the planet: The TyrantoCrankaTsuris. All humans descended from this tiny dinosaur - and this follow-up audiobook for adults examines how “crankiness” is part of our nature. Using good humor throughout, Steven Joseph observes that we typically do not hesitate to pour out our CrankaTsuris all over our spouses, kids, parents, and sibling - and then there can be a CrankaTsuris retaliation. Before you know it, you are in the middle of a CrankaTsuris food fight.

"Till death us do part." Those words she’d sworn never to break. Jill didn’t want a divorce, but the violence had to stop. One way or another, her marriage was going to end. "How to Get Away with Murder" is one of seven sinister tales featured in this genre-hopping collection of short fiction from Frank J. Thomas.

In the year 2070, 54-year-old Mason Shanahan struggles with an ever progressing world as many begin to demand artificial intelligence be given human rights. With his trusty pet fox, Skibbers, Mason seeks a way to save the world from an inevitable coming apocalypse. The darkest truth he fights within himself is that history is destined to repeat itself. His biggest question is: What can be done to stop it?

The Moustachios have been, and will always be, the Keepers of the Universe...Angelik Arkeepers to be exact, who are special enough to be chosen to watch over all that is, was, and will be and to protect all the secrets of the universe from the Deminion Darkeepers who would dare harm it. These individuals are evil enough to challenge what is pure and awaken the unsuspecting powers that lie within the mystical magnifying glass willed to the young sleuths by their beloved grandfather, Buck Moustachio.  

It's important to stay ahead of the herd and buy resources when no one notices or cares about them. When a sector has been in a prolonged bear market people forget about it. When those sectors hit rock bottom and are ready to reverse, they launch like rocket ships. After listening to Marijuana Today Vanadium & Uranium Tomorrow, your question is not if they will go way up but when will they go way up and how high will they go. I believe we're about to witness an explosive and violent move to the upside in certain resource companies.

The mysteries of the universe are now in the spirited hands of new young Keepers! But what these Angelik children - Jake and Alexa Moustachio, do not know, but are destined to find out, is that they belong to the most cherished of all families. Their ancestors dated back as far as time can stretch. The Moustachios have been, and will always be, the Keepers of the Universe - Angelik Arkeepers to be exact, those special enough to be chosen to watch over all that is, was, and will be, and to protect all the secrets of the universe from the Deminion Darkeepers.

Kitya traded in a life of luxury for that of a sell sword at a young age, never looking back. On a rare visit home, her sister, Kitma, is attacked by the same man who attacked Kitya when she was 13. Now, intent on avenging the honor of her sister and her own self, Kitya sets out to hunt down the man who hurt them both. With one of the renowned Crimson Knights by her side, will she find justice and maybe, more?

What these Angelik children - Jake and Alexa Moustachio, do not know, is that they belong to the most cherished of all families...The Moustachios have been, and will always be, the Keepers of the Universe - Angelik Arkeepers to be exact, those special enough to be chosen to watch over all that is, was, and will be, and to protect all the secrets of the universe from the Deminion Darkeepers, who would dare do it harm.

Rod Beton and Travis Walker have known each other almost all their lives; since the third grade, when Rod was the new kid in town and Travis befriended him with Pokémon trading cards and a fruit snack. Apparently Rod’s easy. Since that day, they've had each other's backs. Along the way, Rod fell in love with Travis. He's been hoping for some kind of signal from Travis that he returns Rod's feelings. When Travis announces his surprise engagement over Thanksgiving dinner, Rod decides he's done waiting for the impossible. He packs his belongings and heads for Skagit and a new life. 

The mysteries of the universe are now in the spirited hands of young new Keepers! But what these Angelik children - Jake and Alexa Moustachio - do not know but are destined to find out is that they belong to the most cherished of all families. Their ancestors dated back as far as time can stretch. The Moustachios have been, and will always be, the Keepers of the Universe - Angelik Arkeepers to be exact, those special enough to be chosen to watch over all that is, was, and will be, and to protect all the secrets of the universe from the Deminion Darkeepers who would dare do it harm.

Africa is well known for its rich minerals and vast mining operations. Over the years countries and speculators have become rich on Africa's natural wealth. People may think of gold, silver, diamonds, or oil, but the 21st-century extraction from Africa will be cannabis. Leading cannabis companies are flocking to Africa every day. After enjoying The African Marijuana Goldmine, you will have an idea why Africa is a hot spot for building wealth once again.

Medicinal marijuana has been used to treat, prevent, cure, and manage diseases and symptoms for centuries. The FDA recently approved a cannabinoid-based drug. This has essentially given the green light to marijuana pharmaceutical companies. They can go ahead and study cannabis solutions to diseases that have killed millions. In this audiobook, you will be shocked to learn about some of the very promising and latest encouraging treatments of the modern day.

Steve wakes in a strange place with little memory of the night before. All he does know is this ain't London from where he hails. Steve must adapt to the sudden changes in his life. In his world, it's kill or be killed, or so he thinks.

PS: The Dragon Bites transports us to a world of court intrigue, wizardry, and dueling magical species in a crossover of our planet Earth and the mysterious Shadeworld, which is unlike any we have ever experienced before. Aeron is a troubled dragon prince. His brother is stirring up rebellion and trying to steal his throne, his MIA childhood friend has finally been found after a years-long search but doesn't remember him, and being a teenager in a human school just isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Strange and powerful forces lurk in the Blood Swamp. Some with enough allure as to call a man back from the dead, over and over.

Thirteen thousand years ago, an advanced civilization existed that could do things with their minds that no civilization has done since. This civilization was almost wiped out and was able to not only survive, but also nudge Earth's evolution forward and leave warning messages about a future disaster similar to theirs. Only now, in our time, is the world starting to discover some of those ancient messages. In the near future, a serial killer and a reclusive monk will be on a path that will give birth to sentient artificial intelligence.

After discovering the truth of Starry Knight's identity and the truth of how he felt about her, Hamilton Dinger is facing his biggest challenge yet: taking her out on a "normal" date, to a normal high school football game, with normal people.

For the past several weeks since Draco's return, Hamilton Dinger has been worried. As he watches over Raiya and Apollo City, he can't help but feel like he has too much to worry about. When Aleia reaches out to him, Hamilton finds that he must be able to handle the truth, no matter how inconvenient and demanding it is. Can he find comfort in Adonaias' own struggle with anxiety and fear?