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George Carlin Reads to You
- An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 min
- Unabridged
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If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.
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- Written by: Fredo on 01/12/2023
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George Carlin Reads to You
- An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 min
- Release date: 22/11/2011
- Language: English
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 min
- Unabridged
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Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 min
- Release date: 13/10/2004
- Language: English
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Last Words
- A Memoir
- By: George Carlin, Tony Hendra
- Narrated by: Patrick Carlin
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 min
- Abridged
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For the last fourteen years of his life, the brilliant, caustic, and hilarious George Carlin worked on his autobiography—now, written with bestselling author Tony Hendra and posthumously published, Carlin has proven that even after death, he is still one of the funniest men who ever lived. One...
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Last Words
- A Memoir
- Narrated by: Patrick Carlin
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 min
- Release date: 10/11/2009
- Language: English
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Complaints & Grievances
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 54 min
- Original recording
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If you missed the HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first one on your cell block to buy this great performance.
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Complaints & Grievances
- Length: 54 min
- Release date: 29/06/2007
- Language: English
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George Carlin with Judy Gold at the 92nd Street Y
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: Judy Gold
- Length: 1 hr and 27 min
- Unabridged
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Recently passed, George Carlin was a comedian famous for his "Seven Dirty Words" routine. To his credit are nearly 20 albums, five Grammy awards, and two Cable Ace Awards, and more HBO specials than anyone. He authored several books, including The New York Times best seller Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty. In this interview, he speaks with Judy Gold about his life and his comedy, and answers questions from the audience.
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George Carlin with Judy Gold at the 92nd Street Y
- Narrated by: Judy Gold
- Length: 1 hr and 27 min
- Release date: 24/08/2009
- Language: English
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Carlin on Campus
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 47 min
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This fourth HBO special by George Carlin was recorded on April 18 and 19, 1984 and features mostly new material. The opening features Carlin in Catholic school with a short version of "Class Clown" and animation shorts. The ending features Carlin playing piano to an original song called "Armadillo Blues".
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Carlin on Campus
- Length: 47 min
- Release date: 29/06/2007
- Language: English
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Playin' With Your Head
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 47 min
- Original recording
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George's lighthearted routines and less topical issues complement his overwhelming timing in this classic album. Taken from his performance at the Beverly Theatre in Los Angeles in May 1986, George offers some of his hilarious examinations of "Losing Things" and "You're Lost": "That's the first thing that happens when you get to Heaven," he says. "They give you back everything you ever lost".
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Playin' With Your Head
- Length: 47 min
- Release date: 29/06/2007
- Language: English
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Occupation
- Foole
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 47 min
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What clever insights about growing up on the Upper West Side of New York City in the 1950s! Everything from gang culture to school life! This is George Carlin's fourth album. It was recorded on March 2 and 3, 1973, at the Circle Star Theater in San Carlos, California.
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Occupation
- Foole
- Length: 47 min
- Release date: 09/07/2007
- Language: English
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Class Clown
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 48 min
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Comedian George Carlin's definitive monologue was delivered on this 1972 album, his third, in the form of Seven Dirty Words You Can Never Say on Television. The FCC and Supreme Court held the routine as the epitome of tastelessness, threatening to yank the license of any station that dare play it over public airwaves. So you know it has to be funny. Buy it today and shock your parents!
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Class Clown
- Length: 48 min
- Release date: 28/06/2007
- Language: English
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On the Road
- Length: 46 min
- Release date: 29/06/2007
- Language: English
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Life is Worth Losing
- Length: 1 hr and 11 min
- Release date: 03/07/2007
- Language: English
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Back in Town
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
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George Carlin's ninth HBO special, it was recorded in 1996 at the Beacon Theater in New York City, his first of many performances there. Carlin said it featured the best writing and performing he'd done in 36 years.
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Back in Town
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
- Release date: 28/06/2007
- Language: English
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Toledo Window Box
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 44 min
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The original cover of this album would have told you pretty much all you need to know about its subject matter: drugs. Carlin's fifth album, it was recorded on July 20, 1974, at the Paramount Theater in Oakland, California.
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Toledo Window Box
- Length: 44 min
- Release date: 03/07/2007
- Language: English
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Jammin' in New York
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 56 min
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George Carlin's eighth HBO special, taped on April 24 and 25, 1992, at the Paramount Theater, on the grounds of Madison Square Garden in New York City. Topics include the recently ended Persian Gulf War, similarities and differences among average Americans, language used at airports and more.
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Jammin' in New York
- Length: 56 min
- Release date: 29/06/2007
- Language: English
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Classic Gold
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 min
- Release date: 28/06/2007
- Language: English
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Napalm and Silly Putty
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 min
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Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness. ("If the shoe fits, get another just like it." "When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") Napalm & Silly Putty is just what his fans have been waiting for—another generous helping of notions, nonsense, assertions, assumptions, mockery, merriment, silliness, sarcasm, and, to be sure, plenty of disturbing references and toxic alienation.
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Napalm and Silly Putty
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 min
- Release date: 17/11/2011
- Language: English
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Parental Advisory
- Explicit Lyrics
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 53 min
- Original recording
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Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant album. When they turn 10, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George? It's Carlin's 12th comedy album, and most of it comes from his seventh HBO special Doin' It Again.
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Parental Advisory
- Explicit Lyrics
- Length: 53 min
- Release date: 28/06/2007
- Language: English
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A Place for My Stuff!
- By: George Carlin
- Length: 51 min
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Classic Carlin all the way. His eighth comedy album after a five year break. Unlike earlier releases, A Place For My Stuff contains a number of studio tracks in addition to live performances, and he pokes fun at the format and candor of community radio, commercials, and television with aplomb.
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A Place for My Stuff!
- Length: 51 min
- Release date: 09/07/2007
- Language: English
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An Evening with Wally Londo
- Length: 48 min
- Release date: 09/07/2007
- Language: English
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What Am I Doing in New Jersey?
- Length: 47 min
- Release date: 03/07/2007
- Language: English
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