Results for "the foxes" in Humorous

My whole life, I've been the perfect daughter: perfect hair, perfect body, perfect grades, perfect career. Of course my mother would choose the perfect fiancé for me! Thank God I wised up in time and dumped the jerk, but maybe I shouldn't have jumped into bed with the first hottie who winked at me. But how was I supposed to resist? Yeah, he's an orc, and he's muscled and tatted and definitely the take-charge kind of guy. Little did I realize, when I snuck out of his bed, that he'd left me with a present.

Drachen gibt es nicht! Oder doch? Kaja ist ganz zufrieden mit ihrem Leben - bis auf einen Schlag alles anders ist. Job weg, ihr Freund ein Betrüger und als wenn das noch nicht genug wäre, wird sie plötzlich von einem blauschillernden Drachen auf Schritt und Tritt verfolgt. Drachen?! Gibt es die überhaupt? Und wie wird man sie wieder los? Während sie ihr Leben neu organisiert, sich mit einem rechthaberischen Drachen zankt, der Liebe aus dem Weg geht und mafiöse Machenschaften aufdeckt, lernt sie ihre Drachenschwestern kennen.

Drei Frauen sind durch ihre gemeinsame Fähigkeit, Drachen zu sehen, zu Drachenschwestern vereint. Sierra ist die Dritte im Bunde der Drachenschwestern. Doch noch immer ist kein persönlicher Drache in Sicht. Insgeheim ist sie ganz froh darüber. Ein rechthaberischer, geflügelter Begleiter ist das Letzte was sie gebrauchen kann, während sie stur versucht zu ignorieren, dass in ihrem Leben einiges schief läuft. Unvermittelt trifft sie ein schwerer Schicksalsschlag und nichts bleibt wie es war. Gezwungen, einen ehrlichen Blick auf ihr Leben zu werfen, macht sie sich daran herauszufinden, was sie wirklich will.

"Mein Leben muss anders werden!" beschließt Miri, inspiriert von ihren neuen besten Freundinnen, den Drachenschwestern. Mutiger, spannender, und vor allem männerfrei... So lautet jedenfalls der Plan. Doch dann entdeckt sie, dass sie schwanger ist - ohne die leiseste Ahnung zu haben, wo sich der zugehörige Vater befindet. Plötzlich ist sie sich nicht mehr so sicher, ob ihr Plan so gut ist. Als wäre das nicht genug Aufregung, verliert sie ihren Job und wird von einem unbekannten Stalker verfolgt.

Hey, all you cool cats and vampires, I'm witch and bounty hunter Sylvie Orion. Or at least, I was. Who and what I am seems to be up for debate these days. I mean, other than the fact I'm now the world's most wanted witch. (The reward is buy-your-own-island money. I even want to turn myself in)...

I'm the worst. Seriously. Ask anyone and they'll tell you, "Sylvie Orion is the world's worst witch." But being a supernatural bounty hunter requires more smarts than magic. So put that on your wand and suck it, beyotches. When my latest client—a kleptomaniac werewolf—disappears, I'm on the...

Verity King has a problem with her husband. He’s been turned into a frog, and contrary to opinion, that’s not an improvement. A cryptic message, a severed finger in her fridge, and no signs of forced entry make it clear to Tempest why he was called, but Mr King’s worrying transformation is just the first act. Almost before he can add up the clues, a second victim confirms the theme and Tempest finds himself up against someone performing modern retellings of the Grimm Brothers’ Fairy Tales … with real live human characters.

Some people like to flirt with danger. These guys kick it in the balls and then shag its sister. When two bikers are found half-eaten, the coroner’s report records an animal attack. But England doesn’t have any large predators… unless you count werewolves. Tempest Michaels, paranormal detective, gets hired by the dead bikers’ gang to find out what happened and point the finger at a new rival motorcycle club in the next town. Calling themselves the Herne Bay Howlers, they proudly display a werewolf on their jackets and they are far from your average Hell’s Angels.

Tempest Michaels is back! His office burned down, his love life is a joke and he's convinced he's getting fat. It's the perfect time for a new case then! The client is the son of a man who was killed in a freak accident — struck by lightning. That doesn't sound very paranormal until you learn that he was inside his house when it happened and his heart exploded from his chest. There are eldritch runes drawn on the victim’s house and his wife, together with several of her friends, has been seen colluding with a mysterious old crone.

When he is called to investigate a Yeti attack in the French Alps, Tempest Michaels is certain it will just be another fool in a costume - He’s going to solve the case in five minutes and spend a few days skiing. Yay! Guess again. The mountain, the locals, and above all, the Yeti, have other plans in mind. With the Dachshunds doing their best to avoid the cold and Big Ben distracted by the abundant snow bunnies on offer, Tempest is in for a tougher test than he expected.

The paranormal? It’s all nonsense, but proving it might get him killed. A woman whose dead husband is haunting her? That sounds like a routine case. Until she reveals her husband’s name …… and a past event Tempest wants to forget comes back to haunt him. Taking a case he doesn’t want, its only hours before he finds a threat on his doorstep. Leave the dead to be dead. Unfortunately, that’s not always possible. Includes short story Live and Die by Magic from the Realm of False Gods universe.

'Twas the day before Christmas and Michael Michaels is about to upset his wife. Recent adventures with his son, Tempest, have piqued his need for a little more action in his life …… but when he finds himself facing off against a giant ghoul a few hours later, he begins to think he should have listened to Mary and stayed at home.

Owain was a painter, a husband and a father. When the golden letters appeared in front of his eyes, he knew he would have to change. How much of himself was he willing to sacrifice to ensure the safety of his loved ones?

A rookie cop. A team of supernatural detectives. A power hungry witch on a killing spree. My name is Cat McKenzie, and I’m in over my head.