Results for "Le Dragon" in Humor

What's as big as a dragon and weighs nothing? A dragons shadow. Listen to many dragon jokes and learn how to tell jokes.

I finally escaped The End and found a semi-peaceful life giving joyrides to baby villagers… until I saw something impossible: another dragon in the Overworld. A red dragon. And he’s not majestic or mysterious. He’s the rudest, grossest, most irritating mob I’ve ever met. He’s also intent on destroying the village and every mob in it. The villagers are panicking. So I guess it’s up to me to stop him. Being the villain was bad. But being the hero? That still sucks.

I didn’t choose to be the final boss. I just wanted to give baby villagers rides. Read books. Be chill. But the rest of Minecraftia? Yeah, they’re not chill with dragons. Now I'm stuck in The End... a barren void where the only visitors show up to battle me for bragging rights. But maybe, just maybe, I’ve found a way out.

Can’t a dragon get a break? Just when I thought things might finally quieten down in Scorchville, something feels… off. Someone’s sneaking around the village at night and stealing vegetables. Sure, it’s not exactly an End-of-the-World emergency, but the villagers act like it’s a code-red crisis. And apparently I’m the dragon for the job. With my best friend Isamu backing me up, I figure this mystery will be solved in no time. But when we track down the culprit, we discover that vegetables are the least of Scorchville’s problems… and I might be the only dragon who can stop what’s coming next.