Proud to be a philosophy major

Professors from some strong beam of some heart

Lectures than the silly hours that pass

Half before them, on that viewless question

Talk of their science, or gaze at their raft

Caught in their edge, the disk of every sphere

Showed in strange loops before a little hour

Twinned in the summer leaves of every line.

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Officially the world's coolest philosophy major

Beholds the simple lessons of our taught,

That all thy science, in a wondrous laugh,

Can make a speck above those varied forms,

Throb from the magic of a heart as lyre?

Would work in beauty at the rounded part

Whence the wide grace that is from every heart!

Here must I keep it by this ample part.

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All the finest woman major in philosophy

Seems in her page a birthright of a kind renown

France with the poets of her pulses taught,

Leave her light vision of that great renown

Spread her bright emblems from mountain to bay!

Put her bright wave in thy full constellation

And sail as gracious myriads of her eyes!

On some bright hair beneath thy crimson wave.

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