A triangle of strange lovers on a beach at night,
A nettle with traumatic roots attempts the English language,
A bizarre dinner party where everyone speaks in sounds,
A spooky other half, called Felicity,
A confusing gull,
An evil contrabassoon

And, in addition, odd goods and services will be announced...


Content Warning:
Horror, Menace, Sex References, Language


Written, composed, arranged, mixed, and performed by Charlie Price.

Non-original music list:
Durufle: Requiem
Beethoven: Moonlight Sonata
Bach: Nun Komm Der Heiden Heiland
Schubert: Winterreise
Schumann: Dichterliebe
Wolf: Wiegenlied Im Sommer
Strauss: Four Last Songs
Kate Bush: And Dream of Sheep
Coldplay: Fix You
Mahler: Symphony No. 9
Tchaikovsky: Symphony No. 5
Mahler: Kindertotenlieder
Borodin: String Quartet No. 2 in D major
Steve Reich: New York Counterpoint
Saint-saens: Bassoon Sonata
Sarah McLachlan: Adia
Sufjan Stevens: There's A World
Madonna: Material Girl
Madonna: Like a Prayer

Poems:
Louis MacNeice: Slow Movement
Phillip Larkin: An Arundel Tomb (recording)
Ted Hughes: Fulbright Scholars

In the last five monologues we heard about a man who keeps seeing a set of instructions whenever he's on the brink of orgasm;
a strange episode in a pizzeria involving a dwarf, an angel, and an old recently retired father who hasn't moved from the back office in a whole month;
a scary party thrust upon a miserable university student;
a priest who becomes trapped in his confessional;
and an unpublished novelist with a dark secret.

This time:

We hear about...

1) A man whose mother has just died who visits a scary-looking rollercoaster in search of revitalisation.

2) A woman at dinner with a shy man who tells her right off the bat that he's an alcoholic. But all is not as it seems.

3) A bizarre voice message: the unnamed caller shares with the unknown recipient a gross little vignette about his nipples.

4) A woman and a fellow jogger called Arthur. A simple routine involving morning jogging and breakfast quickly unravels in unexpected ways.

5) The Room 3 tenant whom nobody in the shared house has ever seen finally comes out.




Music List (including tracks of which only very brief samples are taken):

Poor Mum- Molly Drake
A Coral Room- Kate Bush
The Protecting Veil- John Taverner
Devil In Disguise- Elvis Presley
Livre du Saint Sacrament- Olivier Messiaen
Des Canyons aux Etoiles- Olivier Messiaen
Dona Nobis Pacem- Vaughn Williams
Requiem- Maurice Durufle
(Opening Improvisation, Introit, and Pater Noster taken from 12.00 Pentecost Sunday Mass, 2024, Westminster Cathedral, London)
Holly Holy- Neil Diamond
Saint Francois d'Assise- Olivier Messiaen
Magnificat- Herbert Howells
The Rite of Spring- Stravinsky

Featuring also the voices of Father Stephen Morrison, Anthony Perkins, Harold Bloom, Klaus Kinski

Three Sketches for Two Clarinets- Charlie Price
Concerto for Strings, Winds, Percussion, and Solo Cello- Charlie Price












Content Warning:
Horror, Language, Sex References

"Something grabs a hold of me tightly..."

Vanilla Ice












Content Warning:
Infrequent Strong Language