Oh! Oh it's good! It's a good book! Dykeriel Hattison and Ovid Woims discuss the wonderful novel The Truce At Bakura by Kathy Tyers. The plot is compelling and there's a lot of feet! Well really just two feet, but a lot of them. There's also a tooth pervert, a sad man, meditations on what the soul is and whether it's stored on a floppy disk – this book really had it all! We just really loved it. Best thing since Daley.

Dykeriel forgot to make a list of topics of discussion while editing again. She'll be a dentist, though. One of these days you'll get a full song out of her, not just snippets. Sound off if you'd like a We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar karaoke special?

The first of the three Shriekcast episodes on The Truce At Bakura

Ovid Woims (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

Dykeriel Hattison can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join Wing Commanders Hotlegs and Garth Mater as they finish off the Thrawn Trilogy with The Last Command by Timothy Zahn. you will not be surprised to learn that we hated this one! Has the Star Wars fandom been gaslighting everyone about these books? If only Zahn cared about art at all, maybe Thrawn would work! But alas, it was not done artfully. We had so much to complain about that we had to circle back to finish complaining after our segments.

While editing, Wing Commander Hotlegs forgot to make a list of topics of discussion. She made a Hook reference, though. And Wing Commander Garth Mater sang a little bit of a song from Persona. There's also a reference to A Little Night Music. IDK I forgot to do this bit for the first hour of the edit, it'll be back for the next episode, which will be about The Truce At Bakura by Kathy Tyers. Get excited for that!

Wing Commander Hotlegs can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

Wing Commander Garth Mater (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes

Join Fubar and Faendal as they discuss Star Wars: Book Two, which collects Mission From Mount Yoda, Queen of the Empire, and Prophets of the Dark Side, by Paul & Hollace Davids. They're just as bad and not as good as the ones from Star Wars: Book One. The prose is garbage and the absolute bonkers quality has been ratcheted down. This shit is so ass. (Don't worry listeners, Fubar did not have a stroke.)

Topics of Discussion include: Everything happening so much; Tokyo Ghoul papercraft; Glenn Fabry; ABS (Always Be Scamming); the pulp mines; disability as punishment; speak friend and enter; A Series Of Unfortunate Events; the Emperor's grandchild; Dagobah Tech; lactils and global warming; the milk pervert; The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai; Paul Blart; quatrains; The Polar Bear King; Hologram Fun World; Girl Comics #3; Cheap Trick's blood

Fubar (who also did our cover art) can be found online at chalkpastelmancer.tumblr.com

Faendal can be found online at sophia-goodnight-poetry.tumblr.com and her other podcast Swords Against Cerebus can be found on gruppeshrike.net

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's meager web presence is at talk-about-dash-rendar.tumblr.com

We Have To Talk About Dash Rendar's theme music was composed by Avery Crimes