In this episode of Unfortunate Cookies, Heath and Kyle revisit a lake story that probably should’ve stayed underwater. Larry’s bathroom break off a boat ladder turns into a floating disaster, complete with questionable escape tactics and way too much discussion about the physics of poop. Along the way, the crew takes shots at Josh’s pants, swaps skinny-dipping stories, and remembers a frozen lake as clear as glass. Grab a seat, keep your distance, and if you’re joining the next boat trip—bring toilet paper.

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In this episode of Unfortunate Cookies, Heath and Kyle start with a very serious debate about Raising Cane’s chicken before celebrating Kyle’s wedding day. Then Kyle takes us for a ride through the glory days of his tiny red Ford Festivas, complete with questionable speeds, a backyard jump, and a burnout in a church parking lot. It’s a little heartfelt, a lot nostalgic, and exactly as chaotic as it sounds.

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This week, Heath and Kyleson dive into some of their most ridiculous childhood shenanigans. From the legendary “Marble Pop” prank gift to a questionable 1993 Dodge minivan adventure that probably shouldn’t have happened, the guys swap stories about friendship, mischief, and the kind of decisions that only seem like a good idea when you’re young. It’s a nostalgic trip back to the days when boredom led to unforgettable memories—and plenty of laughs.