Episodes

  • CATCHIN' UP: Oct '23: NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE with Chad Westbrook!
    28 Oct 2026

    Once again, John and Mark are trying something a little different this month! We're taking this opportunity to bring NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE into the main cannon!

    And who better to help than the man who is the body to our brains, it's actor/comedian CHAD WESTBROOK!

    Follow Chad on Twitter, Instagram, and all social media: @ChadWestbrook

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    Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie

    Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com

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    Music by Danny Cohen

    Artwork by Dyna Moe

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 22 min
  • FINAL DESTINATION 5 with Betsy Sodaro!
    21 Oct 2026

    "This Summer, death decides how... fate decides when."

    And we've decided that this series has come to an end! FIVE COLD SCREAMS screams its final scream as we take a deep dive into FINAL DESTINATION 5! Currently the last of the franchise, but also the first? Joining us for the is first in our hearts, it's actor and comedian BETSY SODARO! (host of the podcasts A Funny Feeling, We Love Trash, and 2 Spooky 2 Handle) )

    Follow Betsy on Instagram: @betsysodaro

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    Music by Danny Cohen

    Artwork by Dyna Moe

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 4 min
  • THE FINAL DESTINATION (FINAL DESTINATION 4) with Ian Carlos Crawford & Zachary Patton-Garcia!
    14 Oct 2026

    "Death is like a boomerang. it keeps coming back!"

    Boy is that the truth!

    FIVE COLD SCREAMS keeps on screaming! We realized we need extra help as we hit THE FINAL DESTINATION (but not the final film in the franchise). We're joining forces with the co-hosts of the YouTube Show/podcast My Bloody Judy: Ian Carlos Crawford (podcast: Slayerfest98) & Zachary Patton-Garcia (YouTube: Adventures of Zack and B)!

    Follow Ian on Twitter and Instagram: @ianxcarlos

    Follow Zach on Twitter: @AdventureZandB

    Follow My Bloody Judy: youtube.com/c/AZBbonusfeatures/featured

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    Pick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:

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    For autographed copies:

    https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/baked

    Music by Danny Cohen

    Artwork by Dyna Moe

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 14 min
  • FINAL DESTINATION 3 with Steve Szlaga!
    7 Oct 2026

    "This Ride Will Be the Death of You!"

    FIVE COLD SCREAMS keeps on screaming! This year we're taking a deep dive into the FINAL DESTINATION franchise! Joining us for the third installment is returning favorite, actor and comedian STEVE SZLAGA (host of the podcast: Totally Pals!)

    Follow Steve on Twitter: @steveszlaga

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    Pick up a copy of John's book: Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy:

    https://amzn.to/3tUbvOM

    For autographed copies:

    https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/baked

    Music by Danny Cohen

    Artwork by Dyna Moe

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 11 min
  • CATCHIN' UP: Sept '23!
    30 Sep 2026

    John and Mark are trying something a little different this month, we're taking a compatibility quiz! How do they do? Are they compatible? Only one was to find out!

    Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens

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    https://www.johnflynncomedian.com/baked

    Music by Danny Cohen

    Artwork by Dyna Moe

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 21 min
  • FINAL DESTINATION 2 with Mike Mitchell!
    23 Sep 2026

    "Death is like a boomerang. it keeps coming back!"

    Boy is that the truth!

    FIVE COLD SCREAMS keeps on screaming! This year we're taking a deep dive into the FINAL DESTINATION franchise! Joining us for #2 is #1 in our hearts, it's actor, comedian, and co-host of Doughboys, Mike Mitchell!

    Follow Mike on Twitter: @BDayBoysMitch

    Follow Mike on Instagram: @mynamesmitch

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    Music by Danny Cohen

    Artwork by Dyna Moe

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    1 hr and 31 min
  • FINAL DESTINATION with Joan Ford!
    16 Sep 2026

    "Death is the Final Destination, Boarding Starts Now!"

    Do you feel a chill in the air? That means it's the return of FIVE COLD SCREAMS! This year we're taking a deep dive into the FINAL DESTINATION franchise! And who better to start us off than one of our favorites, JOAN FORD! (writer Tiny Tunes Looniversity, Zomibes: The Reanimated Series)

    Follow Joan on Twitter & Instagram: @joanhaleyford

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    Music by Danny Cohen

    Artwork by Dyna Moe

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 25 min
  • ELECTION with Hillary Anne Matthews!
    9 Sep 2026

    "Reading, Writing, Revenge"

    Is it back to school season, because we're ready to talk about ELECTION! Grab your pumpkin spiced latte's because our guest is the actress, improvisor, and track superstar, HILLARY ANNE MATTHEWS!

    Follow Hillary on Twitter: @faloray

    Follow Hillary on Instagram: @hillaryannematthews

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    Music by Danny Cohen

    Artwork by Dyna Moe

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 6 min