After the bat shit crazy Stacy and SARS Wars Bangkok Zombie Crisis we lower the mood for what I coined as a Hallmark channel zombie movie starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Ben Cross in Wicked Little Things. What did Michael think? You will have to tune in to find out.

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Urgh!

If you combine a writer and director who has little to no knowledge of the genre, the worst kind of dialog (mostly inane pap and cliché) that culminates in them using computer game parlance, and pathetic cardboard characters the you have this Humans vs Zombies. Yup, the title is as bad as the rest of it.

We have a LOT of aerial shots of some sort of Texan farmland, despite the original outbreak happening at sea.

We open with a contrived load of nonsense, two people in hazmat suits take their hoods off, then get contaminated, then kill themselves, level of contrivance. Then we have the most stereotypical college group, a jock that likes the tomboy gamer nerd, who he will wear down by the end, and the bookish nerd liking the prom queen, a TEMU Jack Black, and a security guard conspiracy nut who doesn't wipe blood of his face despite saying he knows what caused it.

It took 3 days and 5 sitting to struggle through this shit, so you don't have to.

I almost feel bad sending it to Steph.

3.5/10

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A Canadian romzomcom that brings together scream queen Crystal Lowe, and legends in the genre Stephen McHattie (Pontypool/Exit Humanity) and a very pumped Shawn Roberts (Resident Evil/Land of the Dead/Diary of the Dead) as the backup cast for Kris Turner's Steve, a mild mannered HR manager who is marrying a bridezilla and heads to a remote family cabin in the woods with his bride-to-be (Lowe), best friend and brother-in-law (Roberts) and his sister played Kristen Hager. Sap Steve is then bitten by a mosquito that has been drinking zombie blood and he turns... you guessed it... a little bit zombie, retaining his humanity but gaining a desire for brainssss.

As McHattie's zombie hunter and tactical bacon obsessed Max, and annoying blonde sidekick Penny hunt for Steve, he has to come to terms with the fact that he now throws up human food, killed their pet rabbit, and now must eat brains, all whilst planning his wedding.

A fun and funny enough romzomcom from our friends in the North, a surprising laugh out loud moment or two, mostly from the bro humour of Roberts, and definitely worth a watch.

5.5/10

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