With Tog away touring with Hoobastank, producer "Jen deHaan" steps in to co-host with Parker Spoon from the back hallway near the washrooms of The Tennis Stop in Grackleton.

Surrounded by the pungent odour of urinal cakes, Parker develops a system for classifying bathroom visits ("watering" vs. "fig pudding") and attempts to recreate a childhood fantasy as the "Stardust Man" by throwing corn chips. Their discussion is interrupted when Parker tries to befriend but ends up angering a man in the washroom who we meet a few more times before the show's end.

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Do you fold or wad your TP? Here's the math, in that link I promised ya: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/fold-or-wad-toilet-paper-physics

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