In Part 1, Lee and Paul preview the inaugural OFC Pro League – the first fully professional football competition in Oceania’s history – which kicks off in New Zealand on Saturday 17 January. What matches will take place in the first circuit series in Auckland – and where can you watch them? Which team will have to travel the furthest and cross the International Date Line for their fixtures? Who are the standout players to watch out for? And what does the new tournament mean for the future of the OFC Champions League?In Part 2, there are stories from Europe, Africa and Asia. In Germany, a former Bundesliga coach is managing two McDonald’s restaurants – but what other unusual careers have footballers had after hanging up their boots? At AFCON, Mali have turned to a fetish priest to tip fate in their favour for their game against Tunisia. What on earth is one of those, we hear you ask?! And finally, Japan prepares for its transition to an autumn-spring league. But which J-League club have been royally screwed over by the switch?

Chapters

00:00 – Intro

04:11 – OFC Pro League: Format & fixtures

08:58 – OFC Pro League: Distances & date lines

13:24 – OFC Pro League: Intriguing individuals

23:23 – OFC Pro League: Concurrent competitions

27:54 – The German ex-coach working at McDonald's

31:32 – Strangest former footballer careers

38:53 – Mali's fetish priest & Gabon's letter

46:03 – Japan's schedule switch & Fukushima United

In Part 1, Lee and Paul are joined by Asia correspondent John Duerden to cast a look at some huge stories across the continent – in India, Malaysia and South Korea. What on earth happened on Lionel Messi’s GOAT Tour of Kolkata? And why is the world’s largest country still without a top-flight league months after the season should have gotten under way? What has the fallout been from Malaysia’s attempt to illegally naturalise seven players? And why did Gus Poyet resign in protest after winning the double with Jeonbuk in South Korea?

In Part 2, Africa correspondent Ali Howorth drops in before flying to Morocco to give us the lowdown on AFCON 2025 and help us decide which team to support at the tournament. Then it’s over to Europe to put the Ekstraklasa under the microscope. But what unique situation that we have never seen before has occurred in Poland’s top flight? And finally, to mark the festive season, there is a mention for Christmas Island – an Australian overseas territory that is known for its red crabs and its football rivalry with the nearby Cocos Islands.

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John Duerden’s Substack newsletter: https://howfootballexplainsasia.substack.com

Ali Howarth’s AFCON flow chart: https://x.com/ahoworth97/status/2001293214012014953

Chapters

00:00 – Intro

00:35 – India’s Super League crisis

08:56 – Other leagues in limbo worldwide

11:29 – Malaysia’s naturalisation scandal

21:47 – Gus Poyet’s Jeonbuk departure

27:17 – AFCON 2025 in Morocco

39:55 – The crazy Polish Ekstraklasa

44:25 – Mayhem & chaos across UEFA

48:00 – Christmas Island and red crabs

53:45 – On The Spot - The Apertura crown

In Part 1, Lee and Paul take a deep dive into Canadian football, including the national team's World Cup draw, Vancouver Whitecaps' incredible campaign and the changes to the line-up in the Canadian Premier League. Do Canada have a chance against Qatar, Switzerland – and probably Italy? Will the Vancouver Whitecaps be able to stay in Vancouver? How on earth did the Canadian Premier League's bottom club qualify for the top continental competition? And who are FC Supra du Quebec, the new club joining the division in 2026?

In Part 2, it's the usual array of stories from across the world. Several French overseas territories award four points for a win – but what other location-specific football rules exist around the world? Lee tests Paul in a quiz! Over in Norway, a season of surprises continues as Viking claim the Eliteserien and second-tier Lillestrøm win the Norwegian Cup. We hear from Viking's No.1 overseas fan Babsi! And finally, the 2026 World Cup group stage draw is now done and dusted. Which debutant has the best chance of going through?

Copa 90 documentary on Vancouver Whitecaps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Hnk37Lwo8

Weird and wacky football rules: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_tournament_ranking_system#Association_football

Chapters:

00:00 – Intro

00:47 – Canada's World Cup prospects

02:38 – The Vancouver Whitecaps story

07:24 – Relocation fears

11:35 – Vancouver FC's Champions Cup qualification

15:33 – The newcomers: FC Supra du Québec

17:50 – The departure: Valour FC

19:43 – The rebrand: Inter Toronto

24:33 – Four points per win in the Caribbean

28:15 – Bizarre football rules quiz

36:30 – Norway's season of surprises

48:14 – Debutant World Cup groups

50:38 – On The Spot