We ask the questions no one else is willing answer. Or haven't thought to ask. Or aren't worth asking. Can You Buy The Man U Pitch? Of Course You Can! Want some turf? Either way it's 45 minutes of your life you won't get back.

The full three man team discuss the ramifications of this weeks revelations.

The lads discuss Ronaldo's tantrum, Messi's retirement game, the ongoing City mess, possible punishments and bone saws.

We discuss the fallout from THAT offside decision, battering of the toon, City charges, rehoused homeless footballers and a little bit of Tuchel talk.

Bollocks to the transfer window we discuss the nomad footballers including a previous Ballon D'or winner currently without a club.

The gang is all here to discuss the last weeks events, what it actually means to be a fan and should Olivia Rodrigo be allowed to finance transfers.

We discuss the Liverpool invasion/investment, Premier League fan optimism table, make our opening weekend fixture predictions and Tranmere Rovers racist nickname.

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We discuss all the latest goings on and then start to speculate what the Premier League will look like when Dave starts supporting Tranmere and I have moved on from Red Bull Leeds. Relegation you say? Playoffs are surely not far away....