KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer rate trends from beige wardrobes to barrel pants.

Snooze or Choose: The hosts bring back their cozy game of cultural judgment—debating everything from cowboy-chic barrel pants to “Ralph Lauren Christmas” décor and the endless reign of beige.

Color Me Calm: KP rebels against color analysis charts, and Kristen shares wisdom from a surprisingly profound hardware-store paint mixer.

Big Hair Energy: From Texas hairspray habits to the perfect 70s shag, they celebrate the art (and comedy) of getting it wrong in style.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Dakota Johnson party report

03:00 Hair heights and 70s shag hopes

04:30 Snooze or Choose begins

05:00 Barrel pants: love or loathe

09:00 Ralph Lauren Christmas décor

12:45 The beige takeover

16:40 Color analysis debates

19:10 Hardware-store wisdom & closing thoughts

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Josh Gondelman and Matt Bragg play doctor, then play “Would You Rather.”

Cold Comforts: The hosts swap recovery rituals (from Bear Grylls–branded water filters to the miracle of simply going to bed on time) and marvel at the brief, god-like power of feeling well again.

Beauty vs. Brains: In a classic “Would You Rather,” Josh and Matt debate the merits of being a beautiful fool or an unattractive genius—and accidentally land on the perfect comedian origin story.

Love Island or Survivor?: One host dreams of alliances and Jeff Probst; the other envisions chaos, sunscreen, and a hero’s arc for the “rat boys.”

CHAPTERS

00:00 The joy of no longer being sick

02:30 DIY medicine & Bear Grylls’ Water 2

07:00 Would You Rather: beautiful vs. brilliant

14:00 The Rat Boy summer advantage

15:00 Survivor vs. Love Island

19:30 A toast to handsome geniuses everywhere

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KP Parker and Sophia Wilson Pelton clean out their closets—literally and emotionally.

Decluttered Dreams: KP shares the satisfaction of letting go (and the humiliation of a friend who only took one bandana). Sophia weighs in on the joy of donating and the agony of lugging bags to Buffalo Exchange.

Scroll 4 U: Sophia recaps her week online—from influencer apartment tours to a Reddit fry feud to Kim Kardashian’s charm offensive—and KP reacts with equal parts empathy and delight.

A Cozy Sign-Off: Between maximalist décor takes and quiet laughs about internet drama, the hosts find calm in cozy chaos.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Gorgeous evenings & early bedtimes

01:00 Closet clean-outs and clothing confessions

04:40 Scroll for You: Sophia’s internet finds

07:00 Molly Rutter’s moving saga

10:30 Maximalist décor and fruit stools

14:00 The Reddit fry fight

18:00 Kim Kardashian, Call Her Daddy, and closing thoughts

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KP Parker and Jacquis Neal count their gratitudes and their dishes.

An Airing of Gratitudes: KP celebrates her new countertop dishwasher (and her cozy new neighborhood) while Jacquis reflects on LA’s surprisingly wholesome holiday spirit.

Neighborhood Magic: From midnight walks by the river to Burbank’s over-the-top Halloween scenes, the hosts swap stories of community, kindness, and festive front yards.

The Season of Light (and Inflatable Reindeer): KP and Jacquis share their favorite decorations, neighborly hopes, and sleepy joy for the season ahead.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Cozy season check-in

03:00 The great dishwasher awakening

07:00 Knowing (or not knowing) your neighbors

10:00 Holiday décor gratitude

14:00 Halloween highlights in LA

17:00 Inflatable dreams & goodnights

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KP and Josh spin up the time machine in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

They warm up with peak-snooze nostalgia—freshly washed sheets, cracked windows, and the childhood art of “pretend you’re asleep so you get carried in”—then glide into Drowsy History to unravel the mystery of the Roanoke (Lost) Colony. From 1585–1590 timelines and Algonquin encounters to the ominous tree carving “CROATOAN”, Dare Stones skepticism, choppy-seas delays, and why no single survivor’s account ever surfaced, it’s a cozy, curious wander through one of America’s favorite historical question marks.

• Best sleep ever: fresh sheets, fall breeze, post–big project knockout
• Roanoke 101 (sleepy edition): 1585 attempt flops, 1587 family colony (≈118 people), 1590 check-in = empty
• The clues: the CROATOAN carving, rumored Dare Stones, and why “nobody wrote home” matters
• Theories, gently debated: joined local tribes, lost at sea, or starved out when farming failed
• Why it still haunts us: distance, weather windows, and three-year “be right back”s that weren’t

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Jacquis and Sophia build a comfort-TV Snooze Pack in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

A whisper-soft open (perfect temp, perfectly quiet) sparks big questions: does a tree make a sound if no one hears it, and would teleportation rebuild you as… not you? Then they switch to pure coziness with a “Snooze Pack” draft of six comfort shows. Sophia locks in Grey’s Anatomy, Insecure (Team Lawrence discourse!), and Gilmore Girls; Jacquis counters with Martin, General Hospital, and all-time cartoons (Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, early SpongeBob). Along the way: why comedies need a season to find their groove, how soaps become lifelong companions, and why rewatching favorites soothes an anxious mind.

• Philosophy at pillow-volume: tree-in-the-forest & the teleportation identity puzzle
• Snooze Pack draft (3×3):
• Sophia — Grey’s Anatomy, Insecure, Gilmore Girls
• Jacquis — Martin, General Hospital, classic cartoons (Looney Tunes, Tom & Jerry, SpongeBob S1–3)
• TV comfort science: first-season jitters, “TV as medicine,” and rewatch brain-calm
• Insecure chat: messy hearts, growth arcs, and the eternal Team Issa vs. Team Lawrence
• Soap comfort: decades-long storylines, legacy characters, and why daily TV hits different

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Jacquis and Matt time-travel the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

Dark-at-5 debates turn into a cozy crusade against daylight saving time (pets and kids do not “gain” an hour), then the Pop Culture Time Machine fires up: Jacquis relives the electric 1998 MLB home-run chase—Chicago in full fever, Sammy’s 20-dinger June, McGwire hitting 70, why the “steroids era” made baseball must-see—while Matt tells the legendary tale of a would-be Premier League striker who talked his way onto the pitch for one surreal cameo. They wrap by admitting the only records they’re breaking tonight are in Dreamland.

• Cozy vs. clock: early sunsets, DST gripes, and why 4:15 p.m. darkness feels criminal
• Summer ’98, turn it up: Sosa’s June explosion, McGwire’s 70, baseball reborn
• Rivals & revival: Cubs–Cards drama, Bulls dynasty hangover, a city switching sports
• Football folk tale: the chancer who blagged a top-flight debut (and got subbed off)
• Bedtime button: if we can’t fix the clocks, we can at least dream big

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Jacquis and Sophia dim the lights in the Pillow Fort on The Nightly.

An ode to the Irish exit (bed by 11:30, no goodbyes) turns into a sleepy-time summit with comedian Gianmarco Soresi—insomnia, night terrors, doom-scrolling, and the mysterious power that knocks you out at Broadway prices. They trade survival tactics (espresso IVs for Act I, alarm-clock etiquette for couples, neighbor diplomacy letters) before a cozy round of “Would You Rather”: beach nap vs. igloo snooze, and bedroom fireplace vs. clawfoot tub at the foot of the bed. Gianmarco closes with a plug for his hour Thief of Joy (free on YouTube) and his podcast The Downside.

• Irish exit supremacy: why leaving before 11 is self-care
• Sleep confessions: insomnia, night terrors, and why theaters = instant naps
• Alarm etiquette: snoozers vs. civilians, New York neighbor diplomacy, “I just got my son to sleep” method acting
• Creative noise: hotel-room vocal warmups, dance parties, and apology notes that overshare
• Would You Rather (sleep edition): beach vs. igloo; fireplace glow vs. tub-side slumber
• Plug corner: Gianmarco Soresi’s Thief of Joy (YouTube) + The Downside podcast

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