OH NO. THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO. GO GO GODZILLA! That's right, dipshits, the King of the Monsters is back for his second appearance on the pod, but this time we're tackling a more recent entry in cinema's biggest kaiju franchise with GODZILLA MINUS ONE. Not even a late record and busy schedules could keep us from waxing philosophical about Big Lizard for a couple hours, but don't worry-- shit also gets real stupid when we get onto the subject of Lyndon B. Johnson's enormous hog. What else do you expect from The Greatest Movie Ever Made?

Godzilla Minus One (2023) is directed by Takashi Yamazaki and stars Ryunosuke Kamiki, Minami Hamabe, Yuki Yamada, Munetaka Aoki, Hidetaka Yoshioka, Sakura Ando, and Kuranosuke Sasaki.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DIPSHITS! David and Justus close out TGMEM-iversary 3: Halloween Horrorthon 4: Season of the Witch with a king-size episode on George A. Romero's DAY OF THE DEAD. Buckle up, this one has everything: deep dives into the myriad themes baked into the zombie genre, gushing over Tom Savini's goopy effects work, and a surprising amount of political analysis?? Stock up your bunker and hold on tight, this one's gonna be a wild ride!

Day of the Dead (1985) is directed by George A. Romero and stars Lori Cardille, Terry Alexander, Joseph Pilato, Jarlath Conroy and Richard Liberty.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

It's the return of everyone' s favorite Horrorthon Tradition as Tony Moschetti makes his auspicious return to the podcast to talk shlock as we dive into Frank Henenlotter's secretly woke trashterpiece FRANKENHOOKER! Tons of people explode, there's a whole lot of severed heads, and everyone's favorite chain-smoking horror movie mom makes an appearance-- what's not to love? And more importantly, could Frankenhooker possibly be The Greatest Movie Ever Made?

Frankenhooker (1990) is directed by Frank Henenlotter and stars James Lorinz, Patty Mullen, Charlotte Kemp, Louise Lasser, and Joseph Gonzalez.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

ONE BY ONE WE WILL TAKE YOU. This week we return to the Evil Dead franchise with the Fede Álvarez remake of Raimi's goop-tacular classic. It may be bleaker, grimier, and nastier than its predecessors, but does this gorefest have what it takes to join the hallowed halls of The Greatest Movie Ever Made? Or will it be banished to hell along with Sean Connery? Plus: what if Dracula was a gun enthusiast? All this and more as TGMEM-iversary 3: Halloween Horrorthon 4: The Final Chapter marches on!

Evil Dead (2013) is directed by Fede Álvarez and stars Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, and Elizabeth Blackmore.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

TGMEMiversary and Halloween Horrorthon simultaneously kick off this week with a milestone episode covering Tobe Hooper's slasher masterpiece (slashterpiece?) THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE. It's a nice long chat this week as we dive into the many grimy nooks and crannies and examine this movie's ties to Vietnam, Ed Gein, factory farming, and... Attack of the Clones? Ok, we maybe get off topic once or twice, but it wouldn't be Episode 150 of our show if we didn't.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) is directed by Tobe Hooper and stars Marilyn Burns, Paul A. Partain, Edwin Neal, Jim Siedow, and Gunnar Hansen.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

It's fall and there's a chill in the air so grab your coziest sweater and snuggle up close with your life-sized silicone sex doll for a romantic night listening to us chat about LARS AND THE REAL GIRL! We promise to try to be mature about this because the movie is honestly very sweet. We barely even talk about Fleshlights at all!

Lars and the Real Girl (2007) is directed by Craig Gillespie and stars stars Ryan Gosling, Emily Mortimer, Paul Schneider, Kelli Garner, and Patricia Clarkson.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

All hail Harry Dean God Damn Stanton! This week, David and Justus are talking about John Carroll Lynch's directorial debut, LUCKY. A hell of a movie for lovers of Guys With Faces, this picture also contains a lot of existential musings and a LOT of smoking. Mix yourself a Bloody Maria, light up an American Spirit and tune in to this week's episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!

Lucky (2017) is directed by John Carroll Lynch and stars and starring Harry Dean Stanton, David Lynch, Ron Livingston, Ed Begley Jr., Tom Skerritt, Barry Shabaka Henley, James Darren, and Beth Grant.

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

Well, gang, it's the 25th anniversary of one of the worst tragedies in American history so you know David and Justus are gonna be extra respectful on this one! Or at least they'll be as respectful as Charlie Sheen and Martin Guigui were when they cooked up the misguided 9/11 chamber drama about 4 characters and 1 ill-defined Russian supermodel getting stuck in an elevator. Is this movie as bad as it sounds? Only one way to find out. Time to fasten your seatbelt as we lift off for another episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!

9/11 (2017) is directed by Martin Guigui and stars Charlie Sheen, Whoopi Goldberg, Gina Gershon, Luis Guzmán and Jacqueline Bisset

Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio