It's a Galloping Abs Society Holiday Special! We celebrate this magical time of the year with "Sleigh Bells Ring," by Jodie Griffin. Santa as a leather-clad dom in a BDSM scene with multiple reindeer shifters? We couldn't get more festive if we tried. Join us on this rollicking journey of Christmas-themed innuendo, very inventive sex toys, and some North Pole details we never knew we wanted to know. Plus, we're wowed by Tits Von Fappington's reindeer facts and Loins Haversham's mini talk about pain, pleasure, and brain chemistry! 

Link to the book: https://jodiegriffin.com/2015/12/sleigh-bells-ring/

Tits's sources:
https://www.fda.gov/animal-veterinary/animal-health-literacy/fun-facts-about-reindeer-and-caribou
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newshub.co.nz/home/rural/2021/07/deer-penis-exports-the-surprising-rise-of-new-zealand-s-pizzle-industry.amp.html

Loins's sources:
https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2002/01/pleasure-pain-activate-same-part-of-brain/
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20151001-why-pain-feels-good
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_and_pleasure

Following hot on the heels of our in-person, all together, (FOR THE FIRST TIME!) Palate Cleanser, we surround a table and a microphone to speak sweet, sweet words of fairy porn into your earholes. That's right, we're talking about "That Time I Banged A Fairy," by Vivica Snow! Listen as our excitement to be finally amongst each other overrides any sense of patience or logic. We talk fairies, ADD, really firm fairy boobs, and how we're pretty sure all of the books we've read exist in the same universe. And to flutter your fancies, Tits Von Fappington whisks us away on a journey of fairy history!

Tits's sources:

https://claireryanauthor.com/blog/2017/2/22/2644-the-origins-of-fairies/
https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/The-Origins-of-Fairies/
https://fiveminutehistory.com/the-history-of-fairies/
https://medium.com/lessons-from-history/history-of-fairies-18dff807000e

For the first time in recorded history, the Galloping Abs Society members were in the same room! In celebration of this moment nineteen months in the making, we all participated in the greatest creative adventure possible: Madlibs. Listen in as we come up with four flawless tales of romance, drama, and genital euphemisms.