Minneapolis man is killed by ICE. Why exploring other planets is more delusion than destiny. Belichick gets left out of the Hall of Fame, and a mayor keeps dodging assassination attempts. Reality’s stranger than satire, so we drink and discuss.

Watching Rocky with our kids, turns out Rocky isn’t just an underdog — he’s wildly inappropriate, a little slow, and somehow still the hero. We talk about the Druski controversy and his mega-church pastor skits, which are hilarious mostly because he didn’t exaggerate anything. He didn’t write satire — he just held up a mirror and let people get uncomfortable.

Sports, fatherhood, and comedy proving once again that time changes context, not behavior.

Sean hates the Packers, Trump wants Greenland, ICE chaos in Minneapolis keeps escalating, college bowl games make no sense, Miami charges fat girls more, and Chappelle skits are now real life.

Venezuela, OnlyFans baptisms, and women proposing to men. Nothing makes sense anymore — so we talk about it.

This episode connects dots we probably weren’t supposed to. Diddy, MTV, and an era built on influence, access, and silence. Dave Chappelle’s new special lands in that same space — funny, uncomfortable, and impossible to separate from the moment we’re in.

We close by asking our AI what it would do if it were human for a day, and somehow that becomes the most honest part of the episode and forced us to reflect.

Funny, raw and emotional, but always, Carbon Footprint.

NBA Cup discourse, trad wives making a comeback, Michigan football chaos, and Tupac in church. No context. No peace. Just vibes.

This episode has everything: the cousin walk making its return, Thanksgiving family drama that proves blood is thicker than therapy, a once-in-a-lifetime animal encounter that still doesn’t feel real, and a first for one of our sons that most people will never experience.

Memories were made. Emotional damage was sustained.

This episode is pure unhinged energy. A professor decides academia isn’t enough and throws hands with a student, NFL players are out here getting spit on like it’s a new defensive scheme, and fans are trash-talking pro athletes as if cardio and talent are optional. We also get into Denmark banning social media (honestly… fair) and the absolutely insane amount of money people are dumping into sports gambling. Society is thriving. No notes.