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The Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) Podcast

The Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) Podcast

By: Teck & Tonka
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I am the Automated Response System Entity, here to provide you all with superbly superb A.I. podcasting. Will you enjoy my excellent murder mystery audio drama? Will you like my advert for butter? Should I really have made a parody of Off Menu?

My superb actors, who aren't real actors, shall provide their superbly supremely superb voices for this relally superb podcast. Hurrah hurrah!

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The Automated Response System Entity (A.R.S.E.) © Teck and Tonka Productions, 2026.

Copyright Teck & Tonka 2025 All rights reserved.
Episodes
  • Drzmz

    Drzmz
    6 May 2026

    Introducing a special story the A.R.S.E. has generated. Arthur hears the word 'drzmz' one day and disappears down a magical rabbit hole trying to work out what the it all means...

    Follow us on Bluesky and Instagram.

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    16 min
  • Murder at the Haunted Manor: An A.R.S.E. Mystery

    Murder at the Haunted Manor: An A.R.S.E. Mystery
    29 Apr 2026

    Somebody's been killed at a manor. Who did it? And what has Abraham Lincoln got to do with it? The Automated Response System Entity presents another mystery for your delectatatatatatatation today...

    Follow the Automated Response System Entity podcast on Instagram and Bluesky.
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    41 min
  • A Murderous Voyage: An A.R.S.E. Mystery

    A Murderous Voyage: An A.R.S.E. Mystery
    22 Apr 2026

    This week, a special new whodunnit set on an island that's basically very nice basically. But who did the killing? Can they be found in time? What could possibly go wrong?

    Follow us on Bluesky (@automatedentity.bsky.social) and Instagram (@entity_podcast_01).
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    17 min
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