We take a look at the Governing Body's counsel to Jehovah's Witnesses on how to deal with a sick pet, by looking into the Watchtower library where we find articles written by dogs, Jehovah slaughtering millions of animals... and more!

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The 159th Gilead Graduation features Governing Body member David Splane telling Jehovah's Witnesses to give each other the benefit of the doubt. He does this by encouraging us to be like... LOT?! Yes.... that Lot.

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The Governing Body is subtly training Jehovah's Witnesses to dismiss the organizations many comical & deadly mistakes by claiming apostates are using AI. Their website features an article titled: Artificial Intelligence -- A Blessing or a Curse, What Does the Bible Say? Who wants to tell them the Bible doesn't comment on shoelaces, flushing toilets.... or AI?

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In a feature article on their website, Jehovah's Witnesses set out to prove government corruption will end by pointing to the Governing Body's future heavenly influence, as well as the Bible... where we read about the Almighty's failed attempts at non corrupt governments. Awkward.

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The latest feature article on the only website powered by Holy Spirit has a lot to say about Jehovah, pandemics, and how it all ends. It all proves their fabricated future on a paradise earth is nothing more than a fantasy.

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Despite Jesus telling Jehovah's Witnesses to come to him for 'refreshment', they all appear very... burned out. They aren't alone.

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Hosted by future King Priest and certified real estate investment member Jodi Jedele, Jehovah's Witnesses are reminded that Jehovah is the most loving father in the universe, despite criminal abuse, shunning, death and more!

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We reach back into the Watchtower Library for our latest installment of the Governing Body's greatest hits! Listen in on life changing counsel on the martial arts, ... my guy Noah... and counsel on setting your alarm for early morning dumps! Jesus also requests you open the window.

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