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Ryan gets sick as hell off hand, foot and mouth disease and Andy gets paranoid. Ryan has a rude awakening after a guy takes dump at the airport and then he gets stuck on the plane. The boys find out that India is bidding to host the Olympics and tie it to a Sex in the City episodes. Then Andy talks about the phenomenon of unlicensed tattoo parlors. The Burbank Butt Sniffer is back and apparently sniffing butts is “against company policy”. There’s a major update about Big Earl’s special. The butt sniffer talk leads to a legal examination of illegal farts. This becomes a legal deep dive with some of the top minds in podcasting. Andy finds a Tubi movie where bbws then Ryan has a bone to pick with Kelly Clarkson. Then Andy’s buddy pays money to catch objects thst fall out of a stripper’s body. It’s a good one!

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Ryan sarcastically tries to gas up Andy at the start of the show then Ryan pretends to have received several phoney commissions. Ryan is mad that people hate on Sidney Sweeney then asserts that bodies are e-signed primarily for sex. Ryan gets mad and Andy for being “too predictable” about butts. Then they pitch a Mitch McConnell gambling ad where a naked Sidney Sweeney sits on his lap and ties to make him wake up to gamble. Delaware gives a hotel the right to vote. Oracle lays off a ton of people with a mass email that no one got. Then the boys pitch hiring “Gump and Sons” to build a huge tug boat that drains the diarrhea from air craft carriers. Andy talks about underground cities to an incredulous Ryan. Ryan wants to run an office where people have to burn their hands after taking a dump. The boys talk a little about American history then Andy discovers a modern day Confucius and finds another vr troll to delight Ryan. Andy gets mistaken for a criminal homeless man by bounty hunters. Then any imagines a fictional confrontation between Ryan and bounty hunters without a warrant.

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It’s sweaty as hell in the studio and the boys are struggling. Ryan farts in front of a deer and it judges the fuck out of him. The boys speculate about the new Elizabeth Homes documentary. This leads them to break down sociopaths with their particular brand of arm chair psychology. Then Ryan reveals his theory on why rich people jails exist. Andy gets his ass best on the news during hema class and this delights Ryan to no end. Andy then describes Buhurt to Ryan who refuses to recognize it as being close mma. Then they fantasize about how badly Andy would draw after a series of massive concussions. This leads them to discuss the most respectful way to euthanize Andy. This gets worse when Andy accidentally drives to his daughter’s school instead of Ryan’s apartment. Ryan accidentally throws his sunglasses case out the window after he puts his sunglasses on and Andy accidentally throws away his sleep medication and has to fish it out of the trash. Ryan talks about the epidemic of white guys with sloppy low hangers while Andy tries to fix is “escaping ballsack” problem. Then Ryan blames the judgmental deer for his mean man behavior. Andy reveals the secret to his happy marriage which makes Ryan compare him to train car hobo. Andy tries to convince him he’s not a hobo but fails when it’s revealed he eats beans right out of the tin. Then Andy has a classic meltdown about Ryan’s “compliments”. Andy reveals the story of a a killer sheep dog. Then the boys lament how creepy the scoliosis test being done in public at gym time. Then the boys talk about gay twins.