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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

By: The Irish Times
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The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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Episodes
  • I’m like, ‘Can this wait, Honor? I’m thinking about rugby’

    I’m like, ‘Can this wait, Honor? I’m thinking about rugby’
    30 Oct 2026
    I think I’m on the record somewhere as saying that I’d prefer to be remembered as a great father than a great number ten. It’s total horseshit, of course. I’d much prefer if people talked about my abilities with a rugby ball after I’m gone. But being a brilliant, brilliant parent is sort of, like, my superpower? As in, I’ve no actual control over it. And I don’t know why I’ve been given it. It’s just a fact that I have to accept.

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    7 min
  • ‘Oh my God,’ Sorcha goes. ‘Did you lock Brian in the attic?’

    ‘Oh my God,’ Sorcha goes. ‘Did you lock Brian in the attic?’
    23 Oct 2026
    So – yeah, no – I’m in the cor with the boys, driving home from The Bridge 1859 after watching The Ster make shit of Clermont Auvergne, when the usual rugby singsong storts up.

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    6 min
  • ‘Drop the Carmela Soprano act, Rosser,’ Ronan goes when I ask him if Sorcha’s ring was stolen

    ‘Drop the Carmela Soprano act, Rosser,’ Ronan goes when I ask him if Sorcha’s ring was stolen
    16 Oct 2026
    Ronan is smoking one of his famous rollies in the doorway of the Museum of the Irish Gangster when he sees me coming. “Rosser!” he goes. “The fook are you doing on Capel Street dressed like that? Did you take a wrong turden cubbing ourra Chapter One again?”

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    6 min
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