Episodes

  • An Allergic Reaction That Looks Good

    An Allergic Reaction That Looks Good
    22 Aug 2025

    Patrick is allergic to something! But it actually...looks good?

    Music: www.purple-planet.com
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    37 min
  • Botox Party!

    Botox Party!
    13 Aug 2025

    It's a Botox party, who could ask for more?
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    38 min
  • DIY Botox?

    DIY Botox?
    10 Jul 2025

    A new, DIY neurotoxin is making the social media rounds. Don't do it!
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    39 min
  • Lip Filler And Suss Supplements

    Lip Filler And Suss Supplements
    12 Jun 2025

    We're talking lip enhancement and why supplements promising better skin are snake oil.

    Music: Purple Planet
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    34 min
  • Botox Bombshell!

    Botox Bombshell!
    30 May 2025

    Patrick has news.

    Music: Purple Planet
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    40 min
  • How Old Do I Look, ChatGPT?

    How Old Do I Look, ChatGPT?
    14 May 2025

    Today, we get unvarnished dermatology advice from AI! Yikes.

    Music: www.purple-planet.com
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    36 min
  • Crock De La Mer

    Crock De La Mer
    23 Apr 2025

    Another installment of our Crème de la Mer investigation! This time, we look into new claims about the brand's scientific bona fides, with the help of ChatGPT. Spoiler: We're still not buying, literally or figuratively.

    Music: www.purple-planet.com
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    42 min
  • European Sunscreen Roundup

    European Sunscreen Roundup
    6 Apr 2025

    Today, a comprehensive review of some top-of-the-line yet affordable European sunscreens, and where to buy them in the U.S.
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    46 min