Episodes

  • Jeff’s Dishonorable Makeout

    Jeff’s Dishonorable Makeout
    20 Oct 2026

    Do you think anyone saw me smooch the maid of honor on the dancefloor ... while my fiancé was sleeping upstairs?


    Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis


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    This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.


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    Rula

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    50 min
  • Deadweight Office Crush

    Deadweight Office Crush
    13 Oct 2026

    We all have that one colleague we wanna go from sending songs to on Slack, to throwing into an open firepit.


    Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis


    Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com


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    Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more


    Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …


    This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.


    === SPONSORS ===


    AquaTru

    Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!


    Cure

    Head to curehydration.com and use code PETTY for 20% off your order.


    Quince

    Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.


    Rula

    Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way.


    Schedule35

    Go to Schedule35.co and use code pettycrimes for 15% off your first order.


    Skims

    Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com.


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    45 min
  • Catty Game Night

    Catty Game Night
    6 Oct 2026

    Is this a "let's hang out" game night, or a "don't you say a single word about your sick cat" game night?


    Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis


    Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com


    Buy our Merch!


    Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more


    Keep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …


    This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.


    === SPONSORS ===


    AquaTru

    Head to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!


    Cure

    Head to curehydration.com and use code PETTY for 20% off your order.


    Quince

    Go to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.


    Rula

    Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way.


    Schedule35

    Go to Schedule35.co and use code pettycrimes for 15% off your first order.


    Skims

    Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com.


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    46 min
  • External Hire

    External Hire
    29 Sep 2026
    I know it's your last day before maternity leave, but can I have your job real quick before you go? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.comBuy our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!DeleteMeGet 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout.ForkfulHead to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today!ProgressiveFind a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. QuinceGo to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.RulaRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way.SkimsShop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com.CashAppDownload Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bankpartner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cardsissued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A.Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flexcard. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discountsprovided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    47 min
  • Wet House Fantasy

    Wet House Fantasy
    22 Sep 2026
    New rules for housesitting: 1) Sleep in the master bed, 2) Run the hose 24/7, 3) Let the bears in. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.comShop our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!DeleteMeGet 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout.ForkfulHead to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today!ProgressiveFind a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. QuinceGo to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.RulaRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way.SkimsShop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com.CashAppDownload Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bankpartner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cardsissued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A.Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flexcard. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discountsprovided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    43 min
  • Squatter's Rights

    Squatter's Rights
    15 Sep 2026
    When a stranger starts messing up the office bathrooms, one woman decides to take a stand. Or a sit. Somewhere between a stand and a sit. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.comBuy our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!DeleteMeGet 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout.ForkfulHead to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today!ProgressiveFind a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. QuinceGo to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.RulaRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way.SkimsShop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com.CashAppDownload Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bankpartner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cardsissued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A.Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flexcard. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discountsprovided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    51 min
  • Double Date Disaster

    Double Date Disaster
    8 Sep 2026
    We loved hanging out with you and your husband. And we'd love to see you again. "You" singular, that is ... Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.comBuy our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!DeleteMeGet 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout.ForkfulHead to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today!ProgressiveFind a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. QuinceGo to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.RulaRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way.SkimsShop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com.CashAppDownload Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bankpartner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cardsissued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A.Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flexcard. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discountsprovided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    48 min
  • Horny in Helsinki

    Horny in Helsinki
    1 Sep 2026
    We all have that one friend who will do anything to get jiggy with your family's handyman. But who will get to the "Finnish Line" first?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-EnnisHave a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.comBuy our Merch!Join our Patreon for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and moreKeep up with us on Instagram and TikTok to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t …This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna.=== SPONSORS ===AquaTruHead to AquaTru.com and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today!DeleteMeGet 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you go to joindeleteme.com/PETTYCRIMES and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout.ForkfulHead to https://forkfulmeals.com/PETTYCRIMES for 50% off your first order today!ProgressiveFind a rate that works for you with the Name Your Price® tool. Visit Progressive.com. QuinceGo to quince.com/pettycrimes for free shipping and 365-day returns.RulaRula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Head to RULA.com to find a therapist the easy way.SkimsShop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com.CashAppDownload Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/npelys80 #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bankpartner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cardsissued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A.Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flexcard. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discountsprovided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    48 min