THE WAR IS UPON US… and ohmygosh, it’s already over. A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J Maas has more schemes, politics, and battles than the first two books, and they escalate quite quickly. We’re so here for Feyre’s pettiness in dismantling the Spring Court, the effects of the cauldron, and all the cleverness as it plays out in the ways the characters exact their revenge (but we also have whiplash over some content that we need to discuss). And revenge is also being exacted over in Bravo’s Below Deck Med, where Gen literally purchases a fresh glass of red wine to throw on Luke (could never be us– we drink, not waste). Nathan tries to get his last jabs in at Joe, who is too drunk to understand how things escalated in the first place, and Aesha stands up for her friend by telling a truth that everyone needed to hear. We are skipping A Court of Frost and Starlight, but we’ll catch you up on the important facts before we dive into THE LAST BOOK BEFORE THE NEW RELEASE. AND GUESS WHAT – we are once again risking it for the biscuit by reading A Court of Silver Flames in one week. We appreciate your support in our questionable decision making!

🛥️⚓: Reality TV starts at 34:45 if you're joining us in the crew quarters for Bravo’s Below Deck Mediterranean.

Alana and Sinn venture into A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J Maas and find themselves starstruck in Velaris and awestruck at their slowly changing opinions on romantasy, Rhysand, and reading 656 pages in one week! And while fortune and misfortune continued to rock Prythian, it rocks differently in San Francisco where Bravo's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City get petty about wigs, lip liner, and gifts with alternate messaging.

❄️: Reality TV starts at 37:32 if you're feeling the icy reception with the RHOSLC cast.

Are you ready? We might not be, but we’re here anyways! We’re kicking off our ACOTAR reread with the entirety of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J. Maas—and, surprisingly, we have MORE positive things to say this time around! Who would’ve thought? We have to be honest, we weren’t the BIGGEST fans on our initial read, so this time we’re approaching the book with a more optimistic lens and reading purely for funsies and vibes. We still have some thorny reactions to the first book, but we’ve heard that’s pretty normal for this series! Maybe rose coloured glasses aren’t always such a bad thing? Speaking of rose coloured glasses, Below Deck Med has us wondering… WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT that Gen having a positive, fake it till you make it attitude would’ve helped her be better? (It was us, we thought about it for multiple episodes). Some other crew members may be viewing things through the same glasses, and we hope they see things clearly soon! We’re looking at you, Kat! And finally, the ladies of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are headed to San Francisco, where things are getting pretty dirty—but not in the way you’d think. Brush your teeth, brush up on your manners, and get ready to see how our newest cast member navigates a friend group where, naturally, everyone is currently fighting.

🛥️⚓❄️: Reality TV starts at 34:16 if you're joining us in the crew quarters for Bravo’s Below Deck Mediterranean, and feeling the icy reception with the RHOSLC cast.