Not Today... Eddie tells Jenn how good the new Muppet Show is. Is Tik Tok dead? To Jenn it is. The difference between "followers" and "fans". Stranger Things was supposed to be the Winona comeback, but someone else stole it. The new A.I. program is scary good and also just scary. Eddie almost loses it on a "Gym Guy". Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the risks of eating internationally. You can't keep score in a realtionship. 9/11 jokes, we've all got them and we're all ashamed of them (at least Eddie is). Tom hanks and Steve Guttenberg were on the same track. What happened? How did Hanks win? Eddie has an idea. Jenn operates on brutal honesty so we all have to deal with it. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today you get a little pre-show before the show. Jenn and Eddie catch up. Eddie had to go to a track meet... it was... something. What do you have to do to get into college today? Jenn has a mini-me. Eddie upgraded his wife's engagement ring and didn't tell anyone. It's exspensive out there. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... is 100 episodes old! ... and we forgot to talk about it. Jenn feels bad sharing good news when the world is burning. What is the "Anniversary Effect"? Do you have it? Eddie wants to go to therapy but keeps not going to therapy. Should relationships be comfortable? What is a timeshare? Also, don't buy a timeshare. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Eddie breaksdown his week in Vegas, his love for Blackjack and how to play it. Is Gen Z killing Vegas? Moveis? Comedy Clubs? Jenn gets lost hiking. What's the point of having a water bottle if you always forget it? How did you get your "Letterman" Jacket? Sharing a space with a partner is a big step and how you go about it tells you a lot about your relationship, at least Jenn thinks so. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the "6-7" phenomenon. What did we do as kids that our parents didn't understand? Is it good kids communicate this way? Do guys pay attention to song lyrics? How many friends do you need? Are you an Otrovert? Plus, Florida Man Friday! Help support our little show by joining our Patreon. You get early episode drops, bonus content and some surprises!

Not Today... Jenn and Eddie discuss the right time to "de-Christmas" your house. Marks dog took possesion of his tree. Eddie realizes Dreamybot can tell the future. Jenn had to take a time out of holiday party. Out growing your grandparents is a sad part of life. Eddie has been doing a poor job of hiding rage from Colton. Plus, Florida Man Friday!

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