This week is all about neighbours - good, bad, and downright terrifying. Tim’s car is stolen from his New Farm driveway in broad daylight, setting off police reports, arrests, and a crash course in feeling safe at home. Jordan rewinds to the Sydney apartment where a late-night thud became a homicide investigation and a second round of witness statements. We swap war stories, ask what “community” actually looks like in 2025, and admit where we’ve gotten neighbours wrong (and right). Plus, Petty Grievances (scent etiquette, juvenile crime) and a Simple Joy you can sip.

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This week, it’s just Tim and Jordan - no guest, no script, and enough chaos to fuel an entire season. They debate The Summer I Turned Pretty vs. Twilight romances (are you Team Jeremiah/Conrad or Team Edward/Jacob?), spiral into the existential dread of turning 30, and ponder the great mystery of our time: does anyone actually know what to do when sitting in the emergency exit row? Somewhere between dating app disasters, petty grievances, and nostalgic tangents, they also uncover the legend of the town mirror, celebrate the joy of fresh hotel sheets, and wade through the horror of bin juice. It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and unapologetically No Notes.

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From the Bermuda Triangle to Princess Diana on Venus, this episode is a full-blown spiral into the conspiracies that shaped our childhoods - and still keep us up at night. We’re talking Area 51, MH370, Operation Paperclip, Hitler in the Amazon, magnetic fields, time portals, and Michelle Obama rumours we absolutely do not endorse. Somewhere in the chaos, there's a quiet reflection on how obsession shows up in our lives… and a not-so-quiet rant about the emotional betrayal of being put on speakerphone without warning. Big theories. Bigger feelings. And several gasps that should’ve come with a trigger warning.

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