WE WON!

Spurs finally win a game. And we did it with all the fluency of a wardrobe being pushed upstairs.

BREAK OUT THE BUNTING

Maddison’s back, Marmoush scores, Kulu returns after 500-plus days.

TACTICAL MASTERCLASS?

A back five nobody understood, Van Hecke looking like an accident waiting to happen, Tosin impressing and Ben Davies making a case for No. 1 left-back.

FERNANDES MYSTERY

Has he nicked RDZ’s parking space? Taken the last custard cream?

SPURS, THE MONEY AND THE MISERY

City’s alleged financial shenanigans: £119.9m in potential damage to Spurs.

ROOM 101

Air conditioning in freezing cafés. Dion Dublin’s laugh. Goalkeepers who put both hands up at corners.

CHELSEA. SATURDAY. 5.30.

Is there any point? Any reason to hope?

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RDZ-BALL!

Dominant, classy, organised. Are we actually becoming a football team?

SOLANKE: CONFIDENCE, LOCATED?

Two misses, one good goal. Good times around the corner?

GALLAGHER! YES, GALLAGHER!

Plus Sávio, Kudus, Archie and the magnificent Udogie.

BENTANCUR’S BIG BONE-HEADED MOMENT

Schadenfreude bites Maguire on the arse.

ROOM 101 & THE COVENTRY CARNAGE

Things we hate, things we want banished — and the small matter of Coventry. What could possibly go wrong?

YOUR DISTINGUISHED PANEL

With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott and Suzie Barnacle.

THFC COYS!

INTERMINABLE INTERNATIONAL BREAK

Some Spurs successes, but more injuries. Whoda thought?

THE NEXT BIG THING

The desperate ITKs have been rummaging around Germany and Brazil for players you’ve never heard of.

MANCHESTER CITY: THE BILL

Nearly a billion quid of alleged cheating, four Spurs Champions League places lost and a huge question about what we do next.

THE PATHWAY FOR YOUTH

Jamie Donley says there isn’t one.

MORE VINAI BULLSHIT

We’ve heard it all before.

ARSENAL PLAYERS WE CAN TOLERATE

Pat Jennings. Anyone else?

ROOM 101

Real issues for real Spurs fans

With Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kev Acott & Dave Bradshaw

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