This week we've got stories about terrorising turkeys, weird shoplifting lists, dating twins at the same time and more!

Time stamps:

00:00 - Intro, hellos, printers and fighting human sized fish.

07:25 - Weekly Weird Wupdates Intro

08:28 - Turkeys gone wild

12:45 - Man steals a lot (a lot) of meat and "personal items" and arrives home to find his girlfriend cooking with another man.

17:25 - A woman is dating identical twins at the same time, and everyone seems ok with it.

32:22 - Winter Olympic Penis injections - why?

40:25 - Teacher resigns after watching porn in class

44:00 - Sponsors and goodbyes!

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This week we've got stories about billionaires who obviously have more money than sense, (and Matt shares a personal penis pump story) fake laws and urban legends from Ireland including Leprechauns being protected species and a man having a WWI artillery shell removed from a place it definitely shouldn't have been.

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Time stamps:

00:00 - Hello!

10:23 - Weekly Weird Wupdates

12:20 - Billionaire dies from penis enlargement attempts

26:45 - Fake Irish laws and urban myths

29:00 - Leprechauns are protected species?

33:30 - Man has artillery shell removed from his anus

43:35 - Heavy metal fans are the most faithful

51:40 - Listener comments and feedback

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We start off with listener feedback from the last episode, and somehow end up asking if we stand up or sit down to wipe ourselves! (With a poll below for you to take)

Then we have stories about masturbating walruses, bald sexual harassment and a restaurant specialising in serving death row prisoners' last meals.

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