What d’ya get when you mix 3 dozen eggs, 2 spooky boys, and a little dented-headed fuck named David? BULLSHIT, that’s what (gottem). Dear David was brought to you by a ghost-lover named Glitch Blob who wanted to get spooky on a Sunday afternoon instead of playing Phasmophobia for the 9 millionth time. Who can blame him? With Captain Death at the wheel, you know Glitch is standing on the side of the road showing some leg, holding up a spooky little fucking baby, rocking him back and forth and telling him that he DEFINITELY won’t drop him again. Brought to you by Adam Ellis and Buzzfeed’s post-mortem department, we’re definitely not just filming this for the clout (it’s 9 years old after all). We’re reading this because Glitch has been asking for FOREVER and it’s ABOUT DAMN TIME we got into it. Let’s talk ghosts. Let’s talk spooks. Let’s talk what it means to be the most memorable and interesting artifact still existing on twitter.

Dear David(54:36) by Adam Ellis from Twitter

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What happens when we trap Mark Rooster in a room and force him to talk about movies for 3 hours? OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW? WELL, JOKES ON YOU. I HAD SOMEONE HELP ME THIS TIME! It’s Deputy Dewey! Mark didn’t even see it coming. Even though I called him, and asked him, and this happened at his house and everything - there was no way. 2025 was such a great year for movies and for horror as a genre in general, so let’s travel down memory lane and go beat for beat and punch for punch with all we deem beautiful and glorifying vs those we dare not speak about ever again except for ad nauseum in this very episode until Mark told us to leave and not come back (til next year, of course). I know there’s a lot of stuff we didn’t watch but if you think something is worth my gaze, leave a comment!

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Let’s start the year off in a new way, yeah? New Year, New Me - right? When I thought about reviewing Halloween Horror Nights all these years I had one constant thought - what if I used my own footage? Well, yeah, I do that here, but I can’t record in the houses themselves, though, so what do we think next? Ah yes, use other channels’ footage and give them ample credits and shoutouts. Yes, thank you other channels noted here (ATTRACTIONS MAGAZINE and ATTRACTIONS 360). You’ve made it possible for me to talk to people about something I love SO MUCH. Here, dear audience, we literally get to walk through this together. I will comment and provide my opinion and you will be along for every step of the way. I loved doing this, so I hope people enjoy watching it. I don’t know those who are listening only, however…

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