Sometimes a house is just a house, sometimes a trainwreck is just a trainwreck, and sometimes a coxswain is just a coxswain, but that's a discussion for next week, not this week.

This is the story of Woodburn Mansion. Come for the ghosts, stay for a hurtful meme, Jeremy's on a mission, foot stuff, This Sucks: An Architectural Podcast, no wonder it's cursed, I don't speak ghost, and the Flemish Bond.

Sources:

• https://usghostadventures.com/haunted-stories/americas-most-haunted-east/haunts-at-woodburn-mansion/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delaware_Governor%27s_Mansion

There are way too many inappropriate jokes in this episode and we should go on record saying they are Patrick's fault.

This is the story of Bowers Mansion. Come for the ghosts, stay for the only thing daddy needs, the coolest spaceship on the block, castle-debtor's prison-flat-gutter, convenience that God has bestowed upon us, ignore the sores, the Comstock load, having a baby on the moon, and she's in a business envelope.

By the way, trust us that there has never been a more important time than RIGHT NOW to join Ghost+. You'll thank us next week.

Sources:

• https://nvtami.com/2021/10/29/haunted-bowers-mansion-seances-scryers-spirits/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bowers_Mansion
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilley_Bowers
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_War

England never fails to disappoint, and by that we mean, oh boy, England is disappointing.

This is the story of the Goat Inn. Come for the ghost, stay for I don't care about romance, look at the slopes on that broad, Mrs. Isaac Newton, goat loves baseball, Austin Powers time, an intense thing to think about, museums with anything from anyone, tyres can't possibly be right, and spread eagle.