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If Objects Could Talk

If Objects Could Talk

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What is Athena's owl doing in the Greek marketplace? How can a clock tell time in the dark? On If Objects Could Talk, art and artifacts leave the museum vault and come alive to share their side of the story. Featuring objects from the Getty Museum collection, each episode introduces listeners to the history, creation, and everyday use of incredible items like an Egyptian cat statue, a Rococo microscope, and a glass flask shaped like a fish. Voice actors and immersive sound design bring these historical fiction tales to life. Find coloring pages, discussion guides, and related activities on the pages for each episode. Visit our website for more resources: www.getty.edu/ioct.Copyright 2026 If Objects Could Talk Art Literature & Fiction
Episodes
  • A (Dragon’s) Brief History of Time
    12 Oct 2026

    This great green dragon takes his position at the top of the clock very seriously. Accompanied by a monkey and a goose, these time guardians ensure there will be no “killing time” on their watch!

    To demonstrate the value of time, the dragon outlines the history of clocks—from sundials and waterclocks, to medieval clocks with bells, to household mechanical clocks like his. Not only is his clock a marvel of machinery, it’s also an artistic wonder, showcasing the strength and beauty of a special new kind of porcelain. The dragon holds one more trick, too: telling time in the dark. Hear how this talent helped a kid in the middle of the night.

    Like this episode? Head to the website for a listening guide, where you’ll find discussion topics and related activities, like exploring how to measure time.

    Teachers, are you working on a lesson about telling time and want to explore how people did that in the past? This episode and its listening guide are great resources for the classroom or to send home to families.

    If you're enjoying the show, don't forget to leave us a rating or review!

    These stories are based on historical research and evidence, but some of the characters and scenarios are fictionalized. If you have questions, write to us or send us a voice memo! You can reach us at PodTeam@getty.edu.

    For more art history insights, check out our other Getty Podcasts shows at www.getty.edu/podcasts

    Recording Artists tells artist biographies using archival material from the Getty Research Institute: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/recording-artists/

    OMMM: Our Museum Mindfulness Meditation merges art history with mindfulness meditations: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/ommm/

    ReCurrent chronicles the people who shape our culture and keep the past alive: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/recurrent/

    Art + Ideas showcases interviews with artists, architects, scientists, and cultural luminaries by former Getty President Jim Cuno: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/art-and-ideas/

    Through its programs—Getty Conservation Institute, Getty Foundation, Getty Museum, Getty Research Institute, and Getty Trust—Getty shares and advances the world’s visual art and cultural heritage, both in Los Angeles and throughout the world.

    Learn more about all we do for art on our website:

    Getty: https://www.getty.edu/

    Getty Conservation Institute: https://www.getty.edu/conservation/

    Getty Foundation: https://www.getty.edu/foundation/

    Getty Museum: https://www.getty.edu/museum/

    Getty Research Institute: https://www.getty.edu/research/

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    13 min
  • A Griffin Sees It All
    5 Oct 2026

    One giant blue orb dotted with stars, six griffins, 12 zodiac symbols, 18 candle holders, countless crystals—and even a bowl to fill with goldfish! Have you ever seen something so elaborate just hanging from the ceiling?

    This is the description of an extraordinary chandelier, made around 1819 to hang in a fancy French home, perhaps over a dining table. Imagine eating dinner with a goldfish overhead!

    In this episode, one of the griffins shares how her bronze body turned to gold, as well as her centuries-old gossip from dinner parties past—including the story of one quiet, observant little girl. For the griffin and the girl, the magic is in noticing the details.

    Like this episode? Head to the website (www.getty.edu/ioct) for a listening guide, where you’ll find discussion topics and related activities, like a recipe for your own mille-fueille. We also have a coloring page featuring this week’s star! A

    Teachers, are you teaching about recipes and food across time or French culture in the 19th century? This episode and its listening guide are great resources for the classroom or to send home to families.

    If you're enjoying the show, don't forget to leave us a rating or review!

    These stories are based on historical research and evidence, but some of the characters and scenarios are fictionalized. If you have questions, write to us or send us a voice memo! You can reach us at PodTeam@getty.edu.

    For more art history insights, check out our other Getty Podcasts shows at www.getty.edu/podcasts

    Recording Artists tells artist biographies using archival material from the Getty Research Institute: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/recording-artists/

    OMMM: Our Museum Mindfulness Meditation merges art history with mindfulness meditations: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/ommm/

    ReCurrent chronicles the people who shape our culture and keep the past alive: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/recurrent/

    Art + Ideas showcases interviews with artists, architects, scientists, and cultural luminaries by former Getty President Jim Cuno: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/art-and-ideas/

    Through its programs—Getty Conservation Institute, Getty Foundation, Getty Museum, Getty Research Institute, and Getty Trust—Getty shares and advances the world’s visual art and cultural heritage, both in Los Angeles and throughout the world.

    Learn more about all we do for art on our website:

    Getty: https://www.getty.edu/

    Getty Conservation Institute: https://www.getty.edu/conservation/

    Getty Foundation: https://www.getty.edu/foundation/

    Getty Museum: https://www.getty.edu/museum/

    Getty Research Institute: https://www.getty.edu/research/

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    14 min
  • Resting Bust Face
    28 Sep 2026

    Why is The Vexed Man making that scrunched up face? Has he tasted a lemon? Smelled a skunk? Nope—that’s just his thinking face!

    This intensely tense alabaster sculpture of a head is used to people staring and trying to do their own versions of his extreme expression. Take it from him, though, it feels much nicer to relax than to be so stiff all the time.

    Hear this sculpture’s story of alabaster carving and 18th-century Vienna, followed by a relaxing breathing exercise—because even if you’re not made of stone, you still might need to loosen up a little!

    Like this episode? Head to the website (www.getty.edu/ioct) for a listening guide, where you’ll find discussion topics and related activities, like a meditation for when you’re feeling particularly vexed. We also have a coloring page featuring this week’s star!

    Teachers, do you need a meditation moment? This episode and its listening guide are great resources for the classroom or to send home to families.

    If you're enjoying the show, don't forget to leave us a rating or review!

    These stories are based on historical research and evidence, but some of the characters and scenarios are fictionalized. If you have questions, write to us or send us a voice memo! You can reach us at PodTeam@getty.edu.

    For more art history insights, check out our other Getty Podcasts shows at www.getty.edu/podcasts

    • Recording Artists tells artist biographies using archival material from the Getty Research Institute: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/recording-artists/
    • OMMM: Our Museum Mindfulness Meditation merges art history with mindfulness meditations: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/ommm/
    • ReCurrent chronicles the people who shape our culture and keep the past alive: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/recurrent/
    • Art + Ideas showcases interviews with artists, architects, scientists, and cultural luminaries by former Getty President Jim Cuno: https://www.getty.edu/podcasts/art-and-ideas/

    Through its programs—Getty Conservation Institute, Getty Foundation, Getty Museum, Getty Research Institute, and Getty Trust—Getty shares and advances the world’s visual art and cultural heritage, both in Los Angeles and throughout the world.

    Learn more about all we do for art on our website:

    • Getty: https://www.getty.edu/
    • Getty Conservation Institute: https://www.getty.edu/conservation/
    • Getty Foundation: https://www.getty.edu/foundation/
    • Getty Museum: https://www.getty.edu/museum/
    • Getty Research Institute: https://www.getty.edu/research/
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    13 min
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