WARNING, the movie explanation is just half the episode. I mean, this one goes wild!

Genre: Gothic Horror

Starring: Rebecca Ferguson, John Lithgow, Viggo Mortensen, Jeff Goldblum.

And Snoop Dogg

Prague. Perpetual rain. Ancient stone.

When museum specialist Eleanor Voss (Rebecca Ferguson) is tasked with cataloguing a newly acquired medieval gargoyle sculpture, she thinks it's just another job. But as the celestial clock ticks toward a rare astronomical alignment, one that occurs only every 500 years, the stone begins to breathe.

Inside the crate, Aldric (Viggo Mortensen), a gargoyle cursed to watch the centuries pass, slowly wakes. And he remembers her. He always remembers her.

But across the city, down at the rain-soaked docks, another crate never made it to the museum. Malachar (John Lithgow), ancient, calculating, and consumed by centuries of bitterness. With his own dark agenda for the night the planets align, he begins to move through the shadows of Prague's gothic streets toward the woman at the centre of it all.

As spires loom overhead and cobblestones slick with rain reflect the dying light, Eleanor must choose between the world she knows and a love that has outlasted empires. Some tales don't end. They simply wait.

How to Shake Your Tale — let go of the past… or be turned to stone by it.

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Can the boys create a serious sport drama using the title The Soup Is Cold?

Yes, yes they can!

With the usual levels of fun and nonsense enjoy another crazy ride and decide if you would watch that!

The Soup Is Cold

Genre: Sports Drama

Cast: Hugh Jackman, Josh Hutcherson, Katie Winter, Himesh Patel, Felicity Jones

In a brutal fight gym known as "The Soup," a hardened veteran coach pushes a tight-knit team of rising fighters to their physical and emotional limits, knowing only one can come out on top.

As rivalries deepen, loyalties fracture, and personal demons surface, the battle outside the ring becomes just as dangerous as the one inside it.

With Hugh Jackman as the grizzled mentor at the centre of the storm, The Soup Is Cold is a gritty sports drama about discipline, jealousy, found family, and the price of greatness.Enjoy

Welcome back to another episode of I'd Watch That. This week the guys are given a doozy of genre, another impossible title, and have to fit in random celebrities to make a movie you'd watch!

Title: Two Pens, No Ink

Genre: Teen Drama Starring: Guy Pearce · Matt Damon · Emily Deschanel

Some stories take a lifetime to write.

Bella is a teenager just trying to find her place. At school, with her friends, and at home with her two dads that adopted her (Matt Damon and Guy Pearce). But when she discovers her dads can't conceive naturally and are desperate for another child, Bella's world is turned upside down.

Suddenly navigating family drama, a school big sister scheme she never signed up for, and more teen angst than she can handle, Bella finds herself running, searching for answers she doesn't yet know how to ask for.

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FOX OF ILLUSION: A Disaster

ComedyStarring: Jenna Ortega · Hilary Duff · Mackenzie Crook · Sting (all playing themselves)

With Ian McShane as The Captain and Naomi Watts as First Mate.

When Sting books the luxury cruise ship Fox of Illusion for an exclusive concert at sea, it should be the voyage of a lifetime. But somewhere below deck, someone has very different plans.Hilary Duff, former pop star, lifelong grudge-holder, has secretly stowed away aboard the vessel with one mission: make sure the show never goes on. She's sabotaged the lifeboats, she's tampered with the navigation, and she's doing it all with a smile.

As the ship sails blind through a wall of thick fog toward hidden rocks, it falls to the no-nonsense Captain (Ian McShane) and his beleaguered first mate (Naomi Watts) to keep order among an increasingly panicked celebrity passenger list.

Meanwhile, Jenna Ortega is making everyone's lives considerably worse, treating the unfolding catastrophe as a personal inconvenience and the crew as her own staff. Mackenzie Crook is already off the ship. Refused entry at the gangway and absolutely furious about it and Sting… well, Sting is still trying to finish the set.

Part Titanic, part Scooby-Doo, entirely unhinged. Fox of Illusion is the disaster movie nobody asked for and everyone deserves.

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GENRE: Cat and Mouse

CAST: Billie Piper, Christian Serratos, Jon Bernthal, Jeremy Irons, Bill Murray

Some jobs are too small to notice. Some mistakes are too big to survive.

Go Small and Go Home

Jolene (Billie Piper) and Beth (Christian Serratos) had one simple rule: don't get greedy.

Two sharp, streetwise women with nothing to lose and everything to gain, they devised the perfect plan. Hit five safety deposit boxes in one quietly mafia-owned bank, pocket enough to disappear forever, and never look back. No fuss. No headlines. No bodies. Go small, and go home.

But buried among the cash and jewels was something they weren't supposed to find. A document. A secret. The kind that makes powerful men very, very nervous and very, very dangerous.

Now, two rival crime families, the imperiously composed Sid (Jeremy Irons) and the deceptively affable Mr. Kakishaki (Bill Murray) have set aside their long-running war for one unified purpose: getting it back. And they've dispatched the one man who always gets the job done.

Detective Somersby (Jon Bernthal) isn't a cop. He isn't exactly CIA either; though he carries a badge that says otherwise. He's a fixer. A ghost. A man who leaves no witnesses, no loose ends, and no forwarding address. He moves through towns like a slow-burning fuse, calm as Sunday morning right up until the moment everything explodes. Every diner owner, every motel clerk, every gas station attendant who so much as glances in the wrong direction… won't be glancing at anything ever again.

Jolene and Beth don't know who he is. They don't know what they have. And they are running out of road.

Pursued across faded motels, abandoned buildings, and blood-soaked backroads, with two crime families closing in from one side and a relentless, dead-eyed phantom on the other, the pair must figure out not just how to survive, but why everyone is so desperate to stop them.

Because some secrets are worth more than money. And some men can't be bargained with, can't be charmed, and absolutely cannot be stopped.

Welcome back to the prime time movie show where anything is possible, as long as you think long enough. This week the guys have all the ingredients to make a great film, but do they have imagination to build it?

Scamper to Safety

Genre: Fantasy

Starring: Amy Poehler · Tommy Lee Jones

Deep beneath the enchanted realm of Jammerbob, the Womagobs have lived in secret for centuries. Small, magical, cute, furry and hidden from the world above.

When young Emily Womagob (voiced by Amy Poehler) discovers her mother is gravely ill, she sets out on a desperate quest to find the rare healing ingredients that could save her life. But Emily was never meant to stray far from home, and the world beyond Jammerbob holds dangers no Womagob has ever faced.

Captured mid-journey by a cunning and ruthless showman (Tommy Lee Jones), a failed man who found power by dragging magical creatures into the real world for profit, Emily is hauled through a portal and into the fog-drenched streets of 1920s London, where she becomes the star attraction of his travelling circus of mythical creatures.

Lost in a world that was never meant to know she exists, Emily must find her courage, outsmart her captor, and find a way back to Jammerbob before her mother runs out of time.

Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is scamper.

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Welcome back to the prime time movie show where anything is possible, as long as you think long enough. This week the guys have all the ingredients to make a great film, but do they have imagination to build it?

Would you watch this?

Where Giants Whisper

Genre: Drama

Starring: Idris Elba · Martin Freeman · Naomi Harris · Evan Rachel Wood

In the glass towers of London, power is never spoken aloud, it is whispered.

Two corporate empires. Two families bound by ambition, secrets, and a rivalry that runs deeper than business. When Idris Elba and Naomi Harris find their dominance threatened by the calculated rise of Martin Freeman and Evan Rachel Wood, loyalties begin to fracture and alliances are forged in the shadows.

But when a forbidden affair ignites between two people on opposite sides of the war, the fallout could detonate everything, and the most devastating betrayal won't come from an enemy.

It will come from within.

"Where Giants Whisper" Because the most powerful people in the room never need to raise their voice.

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In this episode Rick and Geoff make the most of a difficult situation, making an adventure movie using the title "Dogs Can't Speak Words with no fewer than SIX cast members.

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Dogs Can't Speak Words

"Some legends are worth digging up."

Genre: Adventure / Family Comedy

Cast: Zendaya, Boyd Holbrook, Keanu Reeves, Salma Hayek, Michael Keaton, Olivier Richters

When an ancient Tibetan legend speaks of treasure buried by generations of loyal dogs, most dismiss it as folklore. But for Zendaya and her boyfriend Chad (Boyd Holbrook), it's the adventure of a lifetime, until they vanish into the mountains without a trace.

Enter Geoff Hayek (Keanu Reeves), a mild-mannered academic who'd rather teach history than live it, and his wife Tiana Reeves (Salma Hayek), a successful adventure novelist whose stories are far more real than anyone suspects. When they receive a cryptic postcard from their daughter Sarah (Zendaya) alongside a photo of her with Chad, the son of notorious treasure hunter Shane Derrickson (Michael Keaton), they realize she's in grave danger.

Racing against time, Geoff and Tiana journey to Tibet during the annual Dog Festival, where locals still celebrate the legendary canines. Following clues that lead them through bustling markets, treacherous mountain paths, and encounters with eccentric villagers, they discover that Sarah is being shadowed by Derrickson's towering henchman Dwayne (Olivier Richters), a seven-foot two giant whose attempts at stealth are hilariously unsuccessful.

As Salma's hidden skills as an adventurer are revealed (much to Geoff's bewilderment), the couple discovers that the legend is real: generations of dogs have been trained to bury treasure in a hidden cavern, accessible only through a quicksand entrance that's claimed many seekers. Inside, they find Sarah (Zendaya) and Chad trapped in a glittering cave filled with gems, gold, and an unfortunate amount of canine waste guarded by dozens of devoted dogs still fulfilling their ancient duty.

But Derrickson won't let a little sparkly dog mess stand between him and fortune. In a climactic showdown filled with backflips, roundhouse kicks, bumbling henchmen, and one very unexpected hero moment from Geoff, the family must outwit the villain and decide the treasure's true fate, all while the loyal dogs watch with tilted heads and wagging tails.

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