We've kept Dani on topic for two whole episodes! It's a world record!

This week, Dani, Oisin, and Justy careen from from Renaissance grimoires to Britain’s cunning folk and the infinitesimal distinction between a "witch" and "someone you paid to sort your supernatural problems out". We dive into witch trials, why the infamous “nine million witches burned” figure is way off, household protection rituals, horseshoes, fairy doors and the very Irish tradition of "I don’t believe in fairies, but I’m absolutely not fucking with them". Plus salt, magical knots, cord-cutting, protective wards and TikTok witches discovering AI!

Ever wondered why your nan had a miracle cure for everything? Or where the line between medicine, magic, and superstition actually is? This week, Dani swerves the murder and torture stuff for a journey through the strange and fascinating world of folk magic. From protective charms and herbal remedies to the beliefs that shaped entire communities, we're exploring the traditions that existed long before modern medicine and in some cases, never really went away. Also featured: eclipse chat, crystal charging logistics, and possibly too much discussion about piss.

(Apologies for the sound quality, we're cursed to use Zoom for the foreseeable future)

This week, your hosts dive into Irish mythology to explore one of the most powerful and chaotic figures in Celtic folklore: The Dagda, basically Ireland's original big beardy lad. Along the way expect discussions of Justy's second-hand-car selling expertise, TV licence inspectors, Apple TV recommendations, heat-induced brain fog, and whether or not modern life has turned us all a little paranoid.

In this month's Q&A episode, we discover:

- some near-death experiences (including how WWE'S Finn Balor broke Justy's neck),

- how most scaffolders are psychopaths,

- that Dani's cat can tapdance,

- the Final Destination sixth sense that comes from working in construction,

- Justy's sister's creepy childhood visions

- the ghouls of the Hellfire Club

and so much more! Don't forget to like, subscribe, follow, and send in questions for our next Q&A!

Bang bang! We're back! After a week off (celebrating England's World Cup loss a little too hard), Dani, Oisin, and Justy return to investigate yet another of America's foibles: guns! Did you know the US might be a little gun-centric? Who'd have thunk?! Expect talk of cowboys, soldiers, mobsters, Batman, and school shootings, and Dani being exceptionally bromophobic.

Big whopping content warning for all the bad stuff in this one, folks! And a medium-sized chaos warning for your three favourite hosts. This week, we shift back into Murder Mode, as Dani leads Justy and Oisin through the horrifying world of David Parker Ray, aka The Toy Box Killer. Along the way, there's some much needed levity in the form of Dani's Jennifer Coolidge impression, some BDSM critique, Justy's foray into taglines, the connection between leaded petrol and serial killers, Dani's ongoing beef with polyamory, and Oisin's trip to Truth Or Consequences.

Just a nice, chill, informative episode this week. No murders, no aliens, no massive government conspiracy, just a nice exploration of some of our favourite and funniest phrases. Along the way, expect Dani's piss jar count, Justy's attempts at inventing idioms, and Oisin's expertise as a financial advisor.

Super short episode for you this week, as your three mayoral candidates - Dani, Oisin, and Justy - step up to their respective podia to answer the questions of the adoring public (aka Dani's horniest reply guys). Expect questions on Dani's legitimacy as a shitposter, the trio's policies on Saw traps, and when we can expect their first state visits to North Korea.