This week, Justy and Dani open up the archives and rifle through the sexts of yore, horny correspondence from horny history! From Russian love letters to XYZ, we’re judging the gooners and the simps of yesteryear (they’re all dead, so it’s not libel, probably). And Oisin’s away so it goes off the rails in a myriad of NSFW ways. Along the way, Dani insults an entire language, Justy takes aim against American women moving to Ireland, the international horny/game matrix, there’s the eternal debate over what’s the sexiest language, and of course, James Joyce’s fart fetish. Once again, veeeeery NSFW. You have been warned.

It's a rare Justy-less episode this week, we gave him the day off for his birthday (happy birthdays in the comments for the big man). In his absence, Dani attempts to give Oisin (and us) a sensible introduction to demonology: what a demon actually is, the difference between demonology and Satanism, sigils, offerings, invocation, and why you probably shouldn't treat demons like supernatural vending machines.

Along the way there's tales of unexpected tax rebates, Madeira cake, tarot cards that simply refuse to leave you alone, and a prolonged investigation into why Billy Joel seems to be personally haunting Dani.

So grab a glass of clean water, light some incense, gaze (but don't stare) at your sigils, and join us for a spell.

That's right, we've got another one in the chamber! Shockingly America's love affair with firearms is a biiiig topic, deserving of another episode. This week Oisin (with his spotters Dani and Justy) trains his sights on public mass shootings and the entwining of guns with American masculinity.

Along the way, expect gun-as-penis talk, the origin of a few deadly idioms, how Bono is a bollocks (but he's our bollocks), and Charlie Kirk, naturally.