We've got a live one! Or...maybe a dead one? Or maybe...and UNDEAD one?!?!

I know what you're thinking. You Guys are only stalling because David underestimated the Cuban Missile Crisis, even though he claims to be a communist, and now he's back at work and is struggling to find time to finish his notes for part 3, because he promised there would only be 3 parts and oh yeah, Vampire Survivors came out on Switch!

First of all, how dare you? Second of all, everything is going according to plan. David has never even heard of Vampire Survivor. But we have heard of The Mortuary Assistant!

Have you ever wanted a game where you could semi-realistically embalm a human body while you fight the demons of your drug-addled past AND fight literal demons trying to take your body? Boy, did we find the game for you. Join us as we throw on our gloves, look at our checklist twice, and burn crematorium ashes onto a dead body to find out which House a particular demon belongs to. It's a gas!

Have you ever wanted to hear what David's wife, Lori, sounds like? Well, don't ever tell anyone that. That's weird. But Lori was a pivotal member of the MA Tucson Team, and she is here to share her insights.

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