Luke goes full cinema hermit and catches two movies in one day — the 40th anniversary of Transformers: The Movie (verdict: fun but makes absolutely no sense, Hot Rod forever) and Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil (verdict: actually good, go see it, the padlock jokes are perfect). Meanwhile Matt is still playing Yoshi and the Mysterious Book with his daughter, who apparently blasted through the new Bluey game in a single weekend like some kind of toddler speedrunner.

The internet is mad about Wolverine because Mystique has clothes on. Sweet Baby Inc, apparently. Blizzard announced StarCraft and Diablo 5 at BlizzCon because they had nothing else — both are 4-5 years away, both trailers are purely cinematic. Level-5 admitted they used some AI art in the Professor Layton remake announcement and everyone lost their minds. 007: First Light got delayed again on Switch 2, almost certainly because nobody wants to ship anything near GTA 6.

Buffy’s 30th anniversary Emmys segment happened, it got complicated, and also we learned what gooning is. You’re welcome. Plus: a dolphin named Bubbles who has figured out that if you scare a fish enough it will throw up, and then you eat that. Luke has decided he no longer likes dolphins.

Topics discussed

• Transformers: The Movie 40th anniversary re-release
• Zach Cregger's Resident Evil review
• Zack Snyder's Escape from New York remake
• Wolverine game 'fart sniffer' scent mechanic backlash
• Wolverine game backlash over Mystique/Jean Grey designs
• Professor Layton remake AI-art backlash
• 007 First Light delayed again on Switch 2
• StarCraft open-world shooter announced for 2030
• Diablo 5 announced for 2029
• Doctor Who put out to tender, could return 2028
• Buffy 30th anniversary Emmys kiss request controversy
• Buffy in memoriam segment backlash over Nicholas Brendon
• Dolphin Bubbles' vomit-eating hunting technique

Full show notes and links: https://multiplenerdgasm.com/664-goon-squad/