Adam and Colin uncover the mysteries of the perfect Uncrustable on the way to breaking down the transformation of the Chicago Bears defense from Swiss cheese to iron curtain of doom thanks to Jeffery Simmons. That upgrade has also increased the Bears championship aspirations. We look ahead to the Sunday night matchup with the Buccaneers and make predictions for deadline deals, trick plays, and the upsets of the week (and just how badly the beatdown on the Bucs will be).

Colin's prediction that the Chicago Bears would trade for Jeffery Simmons comes true in the same way that his prediction of the Justin Fields trade and draft and Adam's prediction of the lack of Christian Gonzalez's mentions on Thursday both came true. (Not to mention Adam's prediction the Dolphins would beat the Jets . . . oh wait, we mentioned it.) And yeah, we bring receipts.

We grade the Simmons trade and the hefty haul it took to acquire him, recap the Thursday Night Football victory over the New England Patriots, and preview the Monday Night Football battle Royale against the Seahawks.

Colin and Adam break down the Chicago Bears victory over the Atlanta Falcons, preview the Thursday Night Football matchup against the New England Patriots, and predict the upset of the week, trick plays of the game, the extent of the Bears blowout win over the Patriots, and the possibility of paternity test results of no one in particular.