Épisodes

  • Advantage Man City & World Class Cherki | Tottenham Staying Up | Leicester Going Down
    Apr 20 2026
    Dan’s back from Florence and feeling human again, so naturally we get into European away days, football getting in the way of drinking, and why Spurs are absolutely definitely probably staying up. We also chat Arsenal and City, Cherki being outrageously good, Moyes quietly doing a brilliant job, Chelsea being a mess, and somehow end up discussing prison cellmates, Deep Blue Sea and why talking about curtain linings during a late Spurs collapse should be a criminal offence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    56 min
  • Arsenal wobble | City surge | Spurs sink deeper
    Apr 13 2026
    We get into a mad weekend of football, from Spurs losing again at Sunderland and edging closer to relegation, to Arsenal wobbling under pressure and Man City suddenly looking like Man City again. There’s chat about Romero’s injury, the psychology of title races, why booing your own team helps no one, plus Chelsea’s mess, Cristiano Ronaldo’s World Cup ban drama, listener questions, and decent chunk on sharks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    51 min
  • Alls Forgiven For Glasner? | Why VAR Isn't Going Anywhere | Purring PSG
    Apr 10 2026
    We start with Palace battering Fiorentina and somehow end up in a full blown existential chat about football. Glasner’s leaving, VAR’s ruining everything, PSG remind us what the game can be, and we question why clubs keep voting to keep something nobody seems to like. There’s also hypocrisy, sharks, and a genuinely tricky conversation about what fans do when they disagree with their club. Standard really. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    52 min
  • Chelsea Players Showing Disrespect | De Zerbi to Save Tottenham | Away Days In The Championship
    Apr 6 2026
    Dan’s back from Lake Garda and we somehow go from holidays and football burnout to Chelsea players chatting too freely on international duty, Spurs handing Roberto De Zerbi the keys, and whether fans really care about the morals of the game when results start rolling in. We also get stuck into football’s goodies and baddies, relegation nerves, away days in the Championship, childhood football trauma, and a completely necessary amount of shark chat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    59 min
  • Salah Finally Leaving Liverpool | Rodri Twerking For Real Madrid | Selling Players Is A Super Power
    Mar 27 2026
    Dan's playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5CsykjycxHhDfWAbSfxNXZ?si=d5btK_oJSGO1idRV0DqzDg&pi=k852UlC2SW2ps We veered all over the place on this one. We got into the fuss around Mo Salah and whether anyone outside Liverpool really cares, talked through Rodri flirting with Real Madrid, had a laugh about Wales crashing out, and somehow ended up deep in sharks, herons, cockerels and funeral songs. Proper international break behaviour. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    46 min
  • What If Arteta Wins Nothing? | Should Spurs Gamble On Tudor? | The Premier Leagued Sack Race
    Mar 24 2026
    We start with the most unexpected question possible: what song would we want played at our funeral? From there it spirals nicely into Tottenham’s latest collapse, Palace’s European push, the sack race, Dougie Freedman, bizarre betting stories, bird fights, sharks, giraffes and the general emotional instability that football seems to create in all of us. Basically, another very normal episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 h
  • Champions League Round Up | Being Humbled By Relegation | Chelsea Meme FC
    Mar 19 2026
    This week we spiral through football tattoos, cursed fan behaviour and the strange clarity that comes with a proper relegation scrap. We chat Spurs showing signs of life, the fan-planned coach welcome before Sunday, Chelsea becoming meme FC under Rossini, and why getting knocked out of the Champions League somehow felt fine. There’s also Palace in Europe, dodgy away-end etiquette, Roy Keane in Saipan, and the usual drift into complete nonsense. Fear, dread, humility and a lot of very stupid chat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    47 min
  • Richarlison To Save Spurs | Chelsea's Centre Spot Cult | Give The Job To Carrick
    Mar 16 2026
    We’re back after missing Thursday and, for once, it doesn’t feel like total despair. A draw at Anfield has somehow shifted the mood, even if the table barely has. We get into Spurs finally showing some fight, whether Igor Tudor was right to push back in that awkward post-match interview, and why one scruffy Richarlison goal has changed the emotional weather completely. There’s also chat about Chelsea’s bizarre centre-spot huddle, dodgy penalty consistency, Carrick at United, fans turning on players, Championship arrogance, medical conditions, and why football always seems to drag us into the strangest conversations imaginable. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    54 min