Oklahoma pulls off a HUGE upset, Oregon loses to UCLA, Nebraska Nebraskas, a shocking Shane Beamer stat, Mike Norvell buyout watch, Mike Elko picks a fight with texags.com, Sark plays hypothetical with a quarterback named Joe Smith and you'll never guess which game we almost forgot to recap (whoops).

We look ahead to the upcoming weekend's games, including what time Goose Crowder will be on TV, Indiana hosting Ohio State, and a big night in Provo.

Plus, Kelly Clarkson tries to buy a bird at a magic shop, Lucy saw Verity, and the shocking Jojo Siwa college football crossover event we never saw coming.

Midweek football is back!

Lucy unloads some trauma, Texas State Fair foods are back, and College Football Happy Hour previews this weekend's slate of games. We answer whether the Penn State and Michigan crash outs are valid and question why someone on Houston had to wear a Uranus helmet.

Plus, a bonus mini Movie Happy Hour on the film Primetime, starring Robert Pattinson.

How did Iowa defeat Michigan?

What if I told you that it involves Michigan cocktail napkins, a lighter, and College Football Happy Hour's own Lucy Rohden? We discuss the weekend's most stunning win, as well as a fun column about crotch-wafting and urination celebrations. Plus, a list of the college football teams trending up (hello Mississippi State, UCLA and Wake Forest!) and the teams trending down. Sorry Cal :((