All set for senior prom! We got on our ugly dress and our hair is all teased up! We can't wait to drink some punch and dance like a hypnotized chickens as we review the many versions of the supernatural horror film Carrie! We'll be reviewing the original from 1976, the 2002 TV movie, the modern 2013 film, as well as the Amazon Prime television series that just came out last week!

We'll have all the highlights on our Substack as usual, but sadly, there won't be any treats to go with this episode. Not to worry! We've got tons of food and content planned and on the way. For now, just have a glass of punch and enjoy the episode!

Which version of Carrie is your favorite? Have you seen the TV show yet? Let us know in the comments section!

School in the late 90's was a TIME, especially for the kids at Harrington High School. Usually, the teachers are all just going through the motions, but this year, they're...different? Did this school actually get the funding they've been begging for since Freshman year?! And why's everyone downing so much water all of a sudden??

We have no clue what's happening (mostly because we were in the back of the classroom sleeping), but we're gonna try to give a thorough review of the 1999 Robert Rodriguez classic teen sci-fi horror flick THE FACULTY!

And since everyone is all of a sudden so obsessed with water, we decided to try a age old recipe from DEEP within grandma's receipt book, a water pie!

But this water pie has a twist....it GLOWS RADIOACTIVE GREEN UNDER FLORESCENT LIGHT! You gotta see it (and taste it) for yourself! Head to our Substack for the recipe...and don't let the principal see you!

What teen horror film is your favorite?? Let us know in the comments!

It's 8pm on a school night, you got all us crammed in this auditorium, at this glorified Town Hall or whatever it is, and NO ONE CAN TELL US WHERE OUR KIDS ARE?! Was this some crazy overnight school camping trip that I didn't get the Parent Consent Form for??

We're gonna get to the bottom of this missing children case when we give our thorough review of Zach Cregger's supernatural horror mystery WEAPONS (2025)!

And since all the third graders just...vanished...I supposed we'll have to enjoy this delicious platter of loaded hot dogs and potato chips by ourselves! Can't let it all go to waste, right? Check out the video of our spread, and then grill up some dogs for yourself!

What horror movie involving kids was top-tier for you? Let us know in the comments!