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Get Out of Jail Free Card

Get Out of Jail Free Card

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I'm 18 years old and I'm sitting in a basket of dirty laundry. Not next to it. IN it. In my mother's cellar, following her around the house all day like a puppy, because I have something to tell her and I physically cannot get the words out.Chapter 1 ended with one word on the morning of my 18th birthday: pregnant. This week you get the whole story. Five positive tests and a due date instead of a keg party. The get-out-of-jail-free card his sister put on the table — and the reason I couldn't take it: a psychic with a glass eye, a miracle baby, and my mother's voice from a random Tuesday in our kitchen. And then my mom turns around in that cold Northeast Philly cellar and says the two words I never got to say.What comes after is nine months of everything falling apart in slow motion: a father who went silent, a boy who wasn't who I thought he was, one accidental phone call that told me everything, and a "perfect" family whose foundation I never checked before I built on it.New episodes every Monday.Grab your daddy tissues. Till next time, my queens. 🖤📖 New here? Daddy Tissues is a true story, told in order — start at I'm F*cking Doing This. Every episode, in order 👇🏻⚠️ Contains strong language and discussion of teen pregnancy and family conflict.📚 THE WHOLE STORY, IN ORDER I'm Fucking Doing This → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/im-fcking-doing-this The Roots → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/the-roots The Boiling Frog → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/the-boiling-frog Let's Get High → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/lets-get-high White Trash → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/white-trash Chapter 1: Who is Vicky? → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-1-who-is-vicky Chapter 2: Get Out of Jail Free Card → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-2-get-out-of-jail-free-card Chapter 3: Fan Mail → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-3-fan-mail Chapter 4: The Battleground → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-4-the-battleground The Wrong Bitch → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/the-wrong-bitch Chapter 5: Car Insurance → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-5-car-insurance Chapter 6: Don't Forget to Brush → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-6-dont-forget-to-brush Chapter 7: He'll Get Over It → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-7-hell-get-over-it Chapter 8: The Box → https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/episode/chapter-8-the-boxConnect with Daddy Tissues: Follow along for more brutally honest conversations about dating, divorce, motherhood, daddy issues, toxic relationships, healing, self-worth, and all the emotional junk we somehow inherited without asking for it.🎧 FOLLOW THE SHOWIf Daddy Tissues has ever made you laugh, cry, or think holy shit, me too, hit FOLLOW so you don’t miss the next chapter.Everywhere: https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/listenSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033ygF97LFxvu3ZpHysLMbApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-tissues/id1896925409⭐ LEAVE A REVIEWThat helps more than you know. It tells the algorithm that this white trash right here is worth listening to.Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/daddy-tissues/id1896925409Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/daddy-tissues-6514529💸 THE SWEAR JAREvery “fuck” costs me a quarter.Bail me out here: https://daddy-tissues.captivate.fm/support📱 SOCIALSInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/daddy.tissues.podcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSHPhqwR/YouTube: https://youtube.com/@daddy.tissues.podcast?si=aqBSaaS0zYP_VPrwFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/share/1ECbqyrWpk/?mibextid=wwXIfrWebsite: https://daddytissuespodcast.comMusic: “Do It Anyway” by Scarlett Solo, used under license.Disclaimer: Daddy Tissues is a personal storytelling podcast for entertainment, reflection, and connection. It is not therapy, legal advice, medical advice, financial advice, or a replacement for professional support. Names and identifying details may be changed or omitted to protect privacy.
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