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Brittonic Stories

Brittonic Stories

By: The Happy Family
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Episodes
  • Lets make a Cuntry and Western Album

    Lets make a Cuntry and Western Album
    14 Apr 2026

    An American Album for the world.

    Track List

    In God we Thrust
    Straits of hummus
    America 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th
    Man o Manoshpere
    Whisper in the Mall
    Dumb Headed Eagle
    Red and White striped-Necked Pete Heg Gonna Win Wars BETTER!
    Hail Poly Markets I want to bet on a nuclear bomb being dropped by uncle Clementine
    Don't Play with my JD
    POTUS Wears a Man Diaper but He Can't Love Khamenei

    All lyrics Human.
    Music and Voices by Machines based on people
    Sound Effects BBC. Ellevenlabs. YouTube
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    9 min
  • The Serious and the Smirk

    The Serious and the Smirk
    10 Feb 2025

    A short story about a portrait artist and his remote sitter.
    I think I’ll start with yellow—ochre, French ultramarine, cobalt, and deep blue. But not you, transparent maroon. I hate you.

    Sound Effects from bbc.co.uk – © copyright [2025] BBC
    https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/
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    8 min
  • The Gammon King

    The Gammon King
    9 Feb 2025

    Hark! Thou speaketh falsely, aged simpleton...

    'Tis naught but folly, this tale of the Gammon King. No monarch of rosy hue shall emerge as our salvation. Mine own faith resteth in the turning of seasons and the vastness of the cosmos. The ancient cycles be my only myths. Away with thee, thou addlepated jester!

    Sound Effects from bbc.co.uk – © copyright [2025] BBC
    https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/
    Music by Kevin MacLeod - The Britons
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    8 min
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