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Bring Me The Axe! Horror Podcast

Bring Me The Axe! Horror Podcast

By: Bryan and David White
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Bring Me the Axe is a comedy podcast celebrating the best (and worst) horror from a time when the video store ruled the night. Every other week, brothers Bryan and Dave White (and the occasional guest) heed the call of nostalgia and evaluate the classic 70s and 80s horror movies they loved in their childhood to determine whether the movies are still relevant today or should be allowed to fade into obscurity.Bryan and David White Art
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  • 120: Christine w/guest Josh Boerman
    26 Oct 2026

    This week we're joined by Josh Boerman of the podcast The Worst Of All Possible Worlds to talk about John Carpenter's recovery from The Thing with Christine, one of three Stephen King adaptations for 1983.

    Christine finds Arnie, a mega dork, buying a 1958 Plymouth Fury as his first car. The car, nicknamed Christine by its original owner, harbors a terrible power. Before it was even off the assembly line it was responsible for a terrible injury and one death and now out on the road the spirit of this car, in love with Arnie, is evening the score with all the people around town that have wronged him. As the body count rises Arnie is also becoming evil, obsessed with his car. It's up to Arnie's best friend, the coolest guy in town, Dennis and the new girl in town to team up and stop the rampaging automobile before anyone else is hurt.

    1983 was the key year for Stephen King as a brand. They were adapting his novels faster than he could write them and it was a mere matter of statistics that one of his scripts would end up in John Carpenter's hands. Is it any good though? Ehhhhhh....

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    1 hr and 51 min
  • 119: In The Mouth of Madness
    19 Oct 2026

    Our Haloween celebration of the work of John Carpenter continues for a third week with a look at John in the 90s. Arguably his rockiest period, a decade that saw a significant decline, John Carpenter in the 90s produced one movie that wasn't a fucking debacle and we think that it's In The Mouth of Madness.

    In The Mouth of Madness finds John Trent (Sam Neill), a private investigator hired by a publishing company to find Sutter Cane (Jurgen Prochnow), the best-selling author in the world, a writer of particularly terrifying horror fiction whose novels drive its readers insane. Cane vanished in New Hampshire while writing his latest novel and the publishing company would very much like him and his manuscript found. What Trent finds, however, is weirder (some might say more confusing) than anyone could have imagined, hidden out in a forboding church in a pastoral New Hampshire town that doesn't exist. This fiasco leads John Trent to wonder, am I even a real person or am I a character in Sutter Cane's book? Is Sutter Cane even real, for that matter?

    Carpenter crafts a pastiche here of HP Lovecraft and Stephen King half way through a decade that wasn't terribly great for horror movies.

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    1 hr and 56 min
  • 118: Prince of Darkness
    12 Oct 2026

    Our October marathon of John Carpenter continues as we find John returning to the world of independent film and total creative control. Perhaps John smoked a little too much weed and flew too close to the sun with this one. For all it's theoretical physics and spiritual nonsense it's still a fun little movie.

    Prince of Darkness finds a Catholic priest discovering a hidden order of priests protecting a run-down church in Los Angeles that hides a terrible secret in its basement. For the last 400 years it has housed a strange, churning tank in its basement which contains the fluid essence of the devil. But now as conditions shift and the stars align, the tank is coming to life, manifesting in our world in order to pull an even older force of evil into ours from the abyss. A team of graduate students in the field of theoretical physics is gathered to study this phenomenon and ultimately stop it.

    It doesn't make a lot of sense and it has a real mean sense of humor about it at time but we can't help but love Prince of Darkness. It's John Carpenter back where he belongs and fully producing movies that feel characteristically John Carpenter.

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    1 hr and 57 min
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