Content notes: Explicit language; sexual/medical discussion (enemas); discussion of cancer treatment misinformation; discussion of vaccines/COVID and death; crude humour.

This week on BoobNews, we invited actual doctors into the group chat.

It starts with a toddler’s pet rock named Tato.
It ends with coffee enemas, mistletoe injections, IVF “egg glue,” Spencer Pratt’s crystal empire, and a literal knight explaining butt chugging in real time.

Gabby, Chyenne, and Producer Hannah are joined by Dr. Alexis Paton and Sir Andrew “Bod” Goddard (Sick Society) for a crossover that spirals quickly from reality-TV wellness lore into “okay but… why are we doing this?”

This is not a medical lecture.
It’s what happens when reality-TV brains meet real doctors and nobody edits the conversation.

Inside the spiral:
• Coffee enemas (and why this became a thing)
• Celebrity crystal businesses + $27,000 birth room energy
• “Detox” logic vs actual human bodies
• Fertility add-ons that sound suspiciously like snake oil
• Vaccine discourse, fake research, and the weirdest testicle rumor of all time

Funny. Occasionally unhinged. Unexpectedly clarifying.

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Content note: Explicit language and sexual discussion.

This week on BoobTube, we recap the most cursed season of Love Is Blind yet — the one where literally nobody makes it down the aisle successfully (emotionally or legally).

With Chyenne home sick, Gabby and the crew walk through the couples, the fights, and the very real question: what happens when a show built around marriage stops producing marriages?

From transactional romance to reality-TV masculinity meltdowns, this season feels less like a love experiment and more like a personality stress test — and honestly, that might be why it works.

We get into:

• The first Love Is Blind season where no one gets married

• The infamous chicken-and-Crystal-Light protein smoothie

• “Nice guy” emotional scorekeeping and transactional intimacy

• Pod sex vs real-world attraction

• Why some couples clearly stayed for the bonus check

• Financial mismatches, insecurity spirals, and reality TV pressure

• The difference between connection, compatibility, and production timelines

Whether you watched the season or just absorbed the TikToks, this episode is a cultural post-mortem on why the format is breaking — and why we still can’t stop watching.

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Content note: Explicit language, sexual references, discussion of substance use, divorce, medical procedures, and emotional topics.

This week’s BoobNews = less headlines, more feelings.

We’re bundled up, a little unhinged, and doing a proper mid-winter check-in: from surgery recovery and confidence upgrades, to divorce closure, grief, and the weird relief that comes when you finally stop bracing for impact.

Yes, we still spiral through reality TV and pop culture (because obviously), but this episode is really about where we’re at, and why sometimes the slumber party hits differently.

Inside this episode:
• Love Is Blind skepticism + why “finding love on TV” is still wild to us
• America’s Next Top Model documentaries incoming (we will be seated)
• Drag show joy + manifesting “friend of the pod” energy
• A celebrity loss that actually stops you in your tracks
• Olympics fashion discourse + local brand love
• Queer hockey + why representation doesn’t fix the institution
• Teeth surgery, dentist trauma, and Chyenne 2.0 confidence
• Procrastination, perfectionism, and brain-healing cheap hobbies
• Divorce papers, full dog custody, and finally closing the chapter
• What we’re watching: Star Trek comfort seasons + Below Deck brain rot

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