Did you miss us, Blue Ballers? Of course not — you never had the chance to! Watch Club is over and Jake & Trey are laser-focused on the footy, so all you fairweather listeners can come out of the woodwork. And bring your golf pencils and moleskines with you, because our time-honored tradition returns. That's right, it's the OVER/UNDER season precap! Jake & Trey set lines and meld minds as we try to reason out what the fuck Pascal's Phalanx will bring us this year. We chat Nico, Magno, Maxi, Freese, KPs, World C's, and so much more. AND: What did Trey Really think of Sinners? Plus: a cheeky little precap of a LA Galaxy trying desperately to round the corner. It's only a few days after valentine's, and look at you: you've got Blue Balls.

Ahoyhoy Blue Ballers, another episode here where the boys in blue are inching closer to the real stuff. Jake and Trey break down the two NYCFC preseason friendlies for the first televised soccer of the year. Then, a circling back (yes, again) to the Moussa Sylla failed transfer saga and where the club goes from here. Plus: The armchair analyst is back to the armchair, and the new kit for 2026. Finally, for the last installment of Watch Club 2026 Preseason Edition - F1! Brad Pitt! Tropes! More Tropes! Vroom Vroom! Put on those hard tires, you've got Blue Balls.

Jake and Trey are back at the tail end of silly season, talking practical signings and practical kung fu! Your boys in blue talk australian imports, strikers not striking (we recorded before the Sylla deal fell through but we handled it sweeties no worries), and the apparent MagnoNandez Do-Si-Do. PLUS: football! The other kind! AND: as promised, Jake & Trey move one country east to review Steven Chow's international cartoon-fu proof of concept SHAOLIN SOCCER. Take a deep breath and seek inner peace: you've got Blue Balls!