Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This is a confessional with boundaries. In this milestone episode, Yo Mamma lays out ten parts of her life that people feel entitled to question, interpret, or demand explanations for—and why that entitlement had to end.

From abortions and miscarriages to marriages, estrangement, lost friendships, career detours, trauma, and survival choices, this is story time without self-defense. Not everything that happens to a woman is a lesson, a failure, or a cautionary tale. Some things just are.

Music by Nathan Wills

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

This week, your mama is not hating — she’s offering perspective.

In Episode 9 of Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we talk about wealth, value, and the obscene performance of excess in a world where regular people are worried about rent, food, and survival. From billionaires parading 100 carats of diamonds on red carpets to the media machine that normalizes inequality and calls dissent “jealousy,” this episode pulls apart the lie that status equals worth.

We get into diamonds, private jets, celebrity culture, and why being uncomfortable with what’s shoved in your face doesn’t make you a hater — it makes you awake. We talk about illusion vs. value, money vs. meaning, and why soul, freedom, and connection matter more than anything money can buy.

Raw, angry, funny, and unapologetic — this episode is a reminder that you’re not crazy for seeing through it, and you don’t need to sparkle to matter.

Fuck your diamonds.
Don’t drop it. Don’t stop it.
Bitch, don’t be dumb.

Text Ur Topics BDs!! Yo Mama is here!!

Welcome to Episode Eight of Bitch, Don’t Be Dumb. First episode of 2026 and Yo Mamma is not easing anyone in.

This one’s for the women in “trust-based” monogamy with a man who still guards his phone like it’s Fort Knox. Let’s be clear: casual sex has different rules. Tinder dick? Club dick? Nobody needs your passcode. But the second a man wants to claim you—call it a relationship, monogamy, “that’s my girl,” “that’s my pussy”—the phone becomes part of the deal.

No password? No pussy.
Locked phone? Locked legs.

This episode tears into modern dating bullshit, fake privacy, burner apps, Snapchat dirtbags, and the way women are trained to hand over their bodies while men stay conveniently encrypted. Yo Mamma gets personal—four husbands deep, receipts included—and breaks down why transparency isn’t jealousy, it’s parity.

If your man says “you should trust me” while clutching his phone, that’s not trust—that’s a warning label. Monogamy without access isn’t monogamy. It’s a scam with better PR.

Passwords first. Pussy second.
Or go love your phone.

Music by Nathan Wills.