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Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen

Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen

By: Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen
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Summary

Two comedians, one movie, and absolutely no guarantee of a sensible conversation. Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen chat about their weeks and whatever else is going on, before diving into a different movie every episode. Hilarious takes, questionable opinions, dark humour and plenty of unexpected tangents.

With a Patreon and Discord community, listeners can get involved, help choose the films and become part of the Absolute Cuts gang.

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Episodes
  • Absolute Cuts #148 - POLTERGEIST (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)
    6 Nov 2026

    “They're here”

    Episode 148 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1982 tree hugging, clown strangling, TV dimensioning classic Poltergeist. Ryan and Mark talk about Halloween decorations, Scouts and the many behind the scenes shenanigans of this film.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

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    1 hr and 39 min
  • Absolute Cuts #147 - A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
    30 Oct 2026

    “This is God”

    Episode 147 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1984 knife fingering, huge arming, phone tonguing classic A Nightmare on Elm Street. Ryan and Mark talk about trains hitting cows, hippos, and why Heather Langancamp is a freak in the sheets.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

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    1 hr and 13 min
  • Absolute Cuts #147 - WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP
    10 Oct 2026

    “I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest”

    Episode 146 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1992 Jeopardy-ing, slam dunking, yo mamma-ing classic White Men Can't Jump. Ryan and Mark talk about sexist tradesmen, decorating the Sistine Chapel and whether Rosie Perez ruins this film.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Show more Show less
    1 hr and 15 min
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