Welcome back to All The Things Weekend Update, where Dave & Kris take you on a whirlwind tour of Philly sports drama, global toilet appreciation, unhinged Thanksgiving disasters, and Sly Stallone smuggling Bengay like it’s contraband.

This week:

Jalen Hurts vs. Locker Room Drama
Dave breaks down the Eagles’ “are we winning or crying?” situation as Philly media once again tries to turn Jalen Hurts into a villain for… winning games? Players chasing stats, fans losing their minds, you know—Philly being Philly.

World Toilet Day 2025
Kris gives a heartfelt TED Talk about the porcelain heroes in our homes. The MVPs. The ones who have seen things. Horrific things. And remain loyal anyway.

Tulsa King Review
Stallone is back—older, buffer, and distributing Geritol to the locals. Dave says 10/10 because Sly could break your arm and then offer you a heating pad.

Thanksgiving Darwin Award
A drunk man deep-frying a frozen turkey on a third-floor balcony during a windstorm. Polyester pilgrim suit. Explosion. Orbit. Eyebrows gone. A true American legend.

We wrap with holiday wishes, threats of a Christmas episode, and an open invite to ask Jay about basting your bird—a job he takes way too seriously.

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Welcome to Episode #17 of 3 Friends & All the Things — our Thanksgiving Gobble Special, where the turkey isn’t the only thing getting roasted.

This episode kicks off with Kris admitting she gives herself accidental lip hickeys, Jay questioning gravity and eyeballs, and Dave quietly wondering why he showed up without a helmet. From there? Strap in — it’s a wild Thanksgiving ride.

We dive into:
Lip hickeys nobody asked for
Deer hunting victories and questionable fashion choices
Smoked turkey injected with butter, bourbon, and pure chaos
The “Thanksgiving is just the pre-game to Christmas” debate
Grandmom’s open-door policy: family, friends… and random college kids
Black Friday PTSD
Why everyone needs to STOP rushing and START making memories
The recurring theme of: “You never know when you’re gonna die” (thanks, Kris)
Apple-stuffed turkey, bourbon pies, and holiday food confessions
The phones-in-the-middle rule
Plus: hookers, blow, turkey neck inheritance, jail threats, and touching emotional moments that Jay ruins in 0.2 seconds.

If you love unhinged holiday stories, real friendship chemistry, Philly attitude, and comedy that bounces between wholesome and wildly inappropriate, you’re home.

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Childhood dream jobs, Leo Getz drive-thru rage, and the eternal debate: do you earn a tip—or is it just assumed? In Episode 16, Jay, Kris, and Dave dive into customer service wins and fails (from waitressing rules to cashier chaos), tipping culture in the U.S. vs. overseas, cruise-ship “grease the wheels” strategy, and why standards (and common sense) still matter.
Plus: bad haircuts, baggers, DoorDash double-dips, and the great “Pellegrino vs. club soda” scandal. Sound off in the comments—what’s your tipping rule? #CustomerService #TippingCulture #PodcastEpisode #Philadelphia #3FriendsAndAllTheThings #CruiseTips #RestaurantLife #WeekendUpdateVibes #ComedyPodcast #RealTalk If you laughed, learned, or yelled “exactly!”—drop a comment and share this with a friend.

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