We Probably Shouldn't Tell You This, Sexter & the Dark Passenger | Ep. 21

🎃 It's Halloween at 2 Left Socks, and we've officially crossed a line. Possibly several.

This week, Aden introduces two disturbing new characters that probably should've stayed in his imagination.

Meet Sexter — a self-proclaimed ladies' man with a dark passenger, a questionable collection and a box of memories that should've been thrown out decades ago.

Then there's Dan the Can Man — a bathroom superhero whose greatest enemy is the chimney tightening. Some things go in... but not everything comes out. 💀

And somehow, that's only the beginning.

💩 Three people, three poo stories, and one tale involving a dog owner that sounds too ridiculous to be true.

💈 Aden's trip to the barber ends with a Lloyd Christmas fringe, a Johnny Bravo slick-back and enough forehead to lease out advertising space.

🍞 A newfound obsession with sourdough bread takes over the conversation.

🧩 Micci's Riddles returns, including a mysterious lighthouse tragedy that leaves everyone questioning their intelligence.

🍕 Ash introduces blind food rankings, forcing some questionable decisions that somehow leave banana bread sitting at number one.

Throw in Halloween trick-or-treating, Scream 7, basketball chaos and the usual completely unnecessary conversations, and you've got another episode of Australia's least qualified podcast.

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A pair of $7 Kmart boots, a FREE house on Facebook Marketplace, and an anniversary present involving more rings than anyone asked for. Welcome to Episode 20 of 2 Left Socks! 🧦🎙️

This week, Aden proudly shows off his bargain boots, only to have Micci and Ash question his fashion choices.

How Much Do You Reckon? returns with a free house (some assembly required), a basketball arcade machine and an entire 7-Eleven up for grabs.

The Riddler gets a second chance, Google Reviews takes us through some questionable car wash complaints, and Special Officer Doofy makes an appearance as Aden attempts to get the attention of the We Mean Well boys.

Then Ash throws Aden and Micci onto a deserted island for a new A-to-Z challenge. Spoiler: absolutely nothing gets accomplished.

And to finish, Micci celebrates her anniversary with Ash, receiving seven rings, a collection of questionable presents and a surprise that sparks an argument about why she hates surprises.

Three mates. Zero filter. Twenty episodes of absolute nonsense.

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A children's cartoon about a bloke with the world's longest WHAT?! 🍆😂

This week on 2 Left Socks, things get completely out of hand as Aden and Micci introduce two brand-new segments, revisit some childhood nostalgia and discover that some stories are simply too ridiculous to be made up.

🏀 A Night to Remember: Aden takes the family to a Brisbane Bullets game, somehow ends up courtside, wins a holiday to Stradbroke Island AND crosses paths with some familiar Aussie content creators.

📼 What Happened to That? Remember Video Ezy, Blockbuster and the excitement of picking a movie for the weekend? We're winding back the clock to find out what happened to the video stores we grew up loving.

🧩 Micci's Riddles: The Riddler has gone missing, the riddles are causing arguments, and Aden is dangerously close to pulling the plug on the entire segment. Oh, and one innocent question gets a VERY inappropriate answer.

🍆 You Couldn't Make This Shit Up: Our brand-new segment takes us to Denmark, where a genuine children's cartoon featuring a character named John Dillermand leaves everyone questioning what the hell they've just heard. Yes, it's real. No, we're not making it up.

🔎 Aussie Mysteries: We finish with the baffling case of the Somerton Man — an unidentified body, mysterious clues and decades of unanswered questions. Naturally, the investigation gets sidetracked by an argument about Australian currency.

Two mates. Questionable intelligence. Absolutely no idea where the conversation is going.

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Warning: Contains strong language, adult humour and two people who probably shouldn't be left unsupervised with microphones.

What do 120 radio competition wins, a microphone being used completely wrong, and potentially Brisbane's best burger have in common?

Absolutely nothing. Welcome to 2 Left Socks.

This week, Aden finally reveals how winning one radio competition spiralled into a decade-long obsession. We're talking 120 documented wins, five phones, ridiculous prizes, heartbreaking losses, and a radio competition grudge he's STILL carrying years later.

Meanwhile, Micci manages to do something with a microphone that genuinely leaves the room in disbelief. We're not going to spoil it, but apparently "listen carefully" needed a little more explanation.

And that's just the beginning.

🍔 Brisbane's Best Burger? A trip to Chattahoochee Joe's Honky Tonk turns into a bold declaration, a five-star Google review, and the discovery that someone knew about an entire downstairs entertainment area and DIDN'T TELL ANYONE.

🧩 The Riddler Returns! Ash and Micci face another round of brain-bending riddles, questionable logic, and an increasingly frustrated Riddle Master.

🇦🇺 Aussie Mystery: Who created a mysterious 4km-long figure in the South Australian outback? We investigate the bizarre Marree Man.

🎉 And somehow... Party Popper Penis becomes a legitimate conversation. Don't ask. Just listen.

Three mates. Two microphones. Approximately one functioning brain cell.

No experts. No scripts. Just genuine reactions.

🎧 2 Left Socks — Episode 18

Family by choice. Idiots by nature.

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One guest was invited. The other… definitely wasn’t.

This week, we’ve added a third voice to the chaos as Producer Ash joins us in the studio — and somehow, things only get better from there.

There’s a $28,000 prank that works a little too well, a night out involving serial killers and some genuinely horrific cocktails, and Micci’s Riddles makes its return… only for someone unexpected to hijack the segment.

Then we head into the darkest corners of Facebook Marketplace, where apparently half a Mustang costs $3,000 and three Pop-Tarts could make you a millionaire.

Three microphones. Absolutely no adult supervision.

🎧 Episode 17 of 2 Left Socks — One Guest Was Invited… The Other Wasn’t.

Episode 16 is here!

Nobody believed Aden’s helicopter story. Not his mates. Not even his wife. For nearly 11 years, it sounded like one of those memories that was just a little too ridiculous to be true.

A free helicopter ride over Brisbane. Smoke suddenly filling the cabin. An emergency landing in a paddock. And sitting in the front seat? Someone who would go on to become a very familiar face in Australian radio, TV and social media.

Eleven years later, Aden finally tracked down the one person who could prove he wasn’t full of shit… and her response was bloody perfect. 🚁

But that's only the beginning.

This week, Micci’s Riddles takes an unexpected turn when she phones a friend — only for our special guest to start absolutely DEMOLISHING every riddle we throw at him. 🧩

Google Reviews gets flipped on its head as we discover what might genuinely be the best pizza in the Redlands… which somehow results in Micci ordering an Amalfi pizza MID-PODCAST. 🍕😂

Then it’s time for possibly the dumbest mystery we’ve ever investigated:

✂️ How the hell did Scissor Sisters become the completely normal, internationally successful name of a pop band?

Who suggested it? Who approved it? And how did nobody, at any point, hit the emergency brake?

Plus dog shit, a damaged hamstring, questionable life decisions and the usual amount of completely unnecessary chaos.

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This might be the roughest, most unhinged episode of 2 Left Socks we’ve ever recorded… and somehow, we decided to publish it anyway.

Aden brings the bizarre story of Rick Dyer and “Hank” — the supposedly dead Bigfoot that ended up touring America for paying customers. There’s just one small problem: halfway through the story, Micci decides to secretly Google it… and accidentally discovers the bloody ending before Aden can tell it.

Before we even get there, things have already gone completely off the rails. Justice Sockington returns, Aden and Micci have an absurd argument over whether a judge can be called a “Justice”, ChatGPT gets dragged in to settle it, and How Much Do You Think? – Celebrity Edition has Micci putting a price on iconic movie and TV memorabilia — including Titanic, Sex and the City and Pamela Anderson’s famous Baywatch swimsuit.

Then Micci’s Riddles delivers an answer so unexpectedly good that Aden nearly chokes on his drink.

Bigfoot. Terrible jokes. Accidental spoilers. Questionable conversations. And several moments that probably should've been edited out.

No experts. No scripts. Apparently no filter either.

🎙️ 2 Left Socks — Family by Choice. Idiots by Nature.

Five children vanish on Christmas Eve, a house burns to the ground… and no bodies are ever found. 🔥

This week on 2 Left Socks, we dive into the bizarre mystery of the Sodder Children — five siblings who disappeared during a 1945 house fire, leaving behind strange clues, alleged sightings and one massive question: were they ever inside the house at all?

But before we get anywhere near solving that, Aden decides he wants to enter Podcast Royale and have an actual boxing match, while Micci does everything possible to stop him. We also put Bunnings snags through Spin It or Bin It, Micci somehow starts getting riddles right, and Google Review Day takes us to a very unhappy Subway in Alexandra Hills.

Plus: Nokia 360s, Sydney plans, Yowies, disappearing in 1945 vs today, Hunted, American Monster and the English language once again getting absolutely butchered.

Family by choice. Idiots by nature. This is 2 Left Socks. 🧦🎙️